RachelVanLannen9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Jump on me, I beg you
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
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Top comments
JordynnLOL 11
surely a girl rides a guy? ..
beastlycass 0
ouch that sucks. go buy a vibrator
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JordynnLOL 11
surely a girl rides a guy? ..
wsa 0
hahaha
rawrkittehpwnage 0
wow
FFML_314 12
No woman wants a guy riding them. That's strange. OP, go buy yourself a nice pogo stick. I'm sure you can figure out a fun way to ride it, just like your boyfriend. :P
heyilikeyourface 0
surely a pogo stick is more fun than you
Mack7273 0
haha that's kinda funny
StoryOfTheYear 15
Gay boyfriend FTL
paid2think 0
Bouncy!
lolkirst 0
His pogo stick provides more satisfaction than you! FYL op lol
Incoherently 0
lol fail bf.
Shookitup 0
I'm guessing he likes long and hard things XD yikesss sorry
HappyPickles 11
@14: On the contrary - I have heard many women say they want exactly this, and complain when they're not getting it. If it's not something you want that's fine, but just as men are different (some prefer pogo sticks for example) so too are women different.
FFML_314 12
My comment was sarcastic. :]
dinorawrous 0
lmaooo ! he probably has more fun with that, then you.
uglyduckling047 0
I thought for a minute you meant the hot dog pogo. *awkward laugh*
dinorawrous 0
hot dog pogos are sex on a stick =]
SparkleMotion44 0
gg random
HappyPickles 11
@54 ah - ok, sorry. Forget I said anything (oops)
FFML_314 12
Not a big deal. :]
JohnGraveline 0
tranny?
funguy1234 0
pretty
Magimus 1
wow 105 really? cowgirl = girl on top and she is then considered to be riding a guy, or spin her around and reverse cowgirl, still riding a guy, you must be very young or kinda slow. it has nothing to do with gay sex or a girl giving her boyfriend anal
Magimus 1
and more if I hadn't hit the send button sh said him riding her, which would either be missionary or doggiestyle still nothing to do with gay sex or his asshole lol
silentfog 0
lol. that's the same reason I opened the comment section
dhdefb 0
so when you're having sex you put on a strap -on and your boyfriend takes it in his ass?
xxgallardolp560 5
I went down on a date with a girl a bit late. She had so many friends! I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick. She had so many friends. Unannounced was their game, no players with no names they'll end up double-quick, but just one pogo stick. Every one gets to play runaway exposè it was so exotic, but just one pogo stick. break his pogo gurl. if he prefers it over letting u ride his then there's something wrong. new bf?
Thabb 0
I thought the girl rides the guy? Or is he bi, so you got a strap on?
quent10 0
lol yu get points for phrasing
only1eminem 0
What is he
Rhanno 0
1-so does this mean tht they are gay??
mossypossy 0
or even a *****
bobert258 0
true :P
1337_taco 0
you look exactly like my friend
epilespaul 0
it must go up and down faster
_TONGAN_ 5
*Doggy-Style* ^Man Rides the Girl^ lol
piehunter1 0
Maybe I can ride you then? ;D
leah12 0
sounds so wrong.
iloveeyouuxD 9
That's the point idiot.
beastlycass 0
ouch that sucks. go buy a vibrator
Raleigh_bruh 7
Aha, wow. What a kid. :]
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Hey, pogo sticks are fun. :P
Raleigh_bruh 7
Hrm, you have a point Taylor. :P I'm pretty sure I'd take a pogo stick over a girl any day.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Who wouldn't????
BallinJ 0
how would he ride you anyways
HappyPickles 11
For Your Info: * Missionary position is often called "riding" * Doggy style is also often called "riding" In fact, a common English (and Irish) slang term for sex is "a ride" ... as in "I suppose a ride is out of the question?"
JordynnLOL 11
oh okay lol now I understand, that actually does make sense after all lmao
mossypossy 0
55 your so right in England and in fact Scotland too it's often refered to as a Ride a jump or even a Feck
mossypossy 0
86 Jordy- are you slow or what?
heyilikeyourface 0
fail.
CodyJ09 0
giggity
chocolatedrop 0
heheh. alriight!
mcgrat 0
I think you need to find a new boyfriend
brasilbabe 0
maybe you should show some initiative (sp?) and go seduce him!
ffmmllyaya 0
cuz ur booty don't bounce like a pogo stick