Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
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XxLorniklexX 0
punch him in the throat and move on, hun.
NorfolkDude 2
Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.
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Comments (48)
rihannalover 0
yeah, i see the symbols. probably just a glitch.
some_girl9 8
Yeah, I'm thinking you guys weren't actually in a relationship. You just thought you were. Does anybody watch the show 'Bones'? It reminds me of an episode where this fat chick fell in love with Booth, and created this entire relationship in her head. She became so clingy that she followed Booth and Bones to a bar where they were doing karaoke, and when she saw how he was looking at Bones, she pulled out a gun and shot him. Then Bones responded by picking up Booth's gun and shooting her dead. ...Anyway, that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read this.
ang93 0
I love that show! that was the first thing I thought of too!
LullzKitteh 1
thanks for the spoiler alert, bitch! ;) jk
VanessaVander 2
I agree
lidomissmango 0
dump his ass! he doesn't deserve you
ilovefatcats 12
did anyone but me notice the weired writing randomly in a sentince
eehizle 0
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mlipro 0
YDI for putting in symbols.
frosting1012 0
learn how to spell boyfriend and just don't add all this stuff:£€¥€€£!<3)?@;!;$;&3:&:$);,'kH>£.>^=}*~€|?,€ it looks bad on our reputation. oh and I hope ur fat. I hate you I'm your worst nightmare………… I hope you got dumped
ashley_babycakes 0
WTF I'm sure she didn't put the symbols there on purpose
ArellaRoth 12
And I'm guessing you're the guy she was talking about?
akhockey6 0
what's with the weird symbol thingys????
Stand_Up 0
#6 = WIN!