Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-boyfriend! You don't want to be with someone who is so ashamed of their siblings that they deny their existence. And don't surprise anyone at work -- you'll just be fodder for workplace gossip.
tounces7 28
Could be innocent. Maybe it's a sister he never told you about. Or it could be even worse. Maybe he never told you about his sister is because he's sleeping with her.
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RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-boyfriend! You don't want to be with someone who is so ashamed of their siblings that they deny their existence. And don't surprise anyone at work -- you'll just be fodder for workplace gossip.
tounces7 28
Could be innocent. Maybe it's a sister he never told you about. Or it could be even worse. Maybe he never told you about his sister is because he's sleeping with her.
lev 11
this is a cliché from old jokes. I didn't expect it to happen in real life.