dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whatever
Calgary, Canada
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Grrrawrwtf
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rplovez
Canada
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rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
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Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
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springbreak09
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Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
loser
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MariadelMar
United States
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."
MissMittens 0
I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(
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Comments (209)
evelinaaa 0
jerk :/
rhiseph 0
beat his ass!!!!!
kbtoyz69 9
Kick his ass Seabass!!!
man_in_black08 28
since when has being in a relationship an obligation?...
evelinaaa 0
it isn't an obligation. it's about the fact that he didn't have the balls to break up with her in person. what a guy.
RawrB3 0
66 ur a serious asshole >:( 62 you're beautiful honey and don't let anyone tell you otherwise :)
theybebitchin 4
you make no sense whatsoever. theres no 66 and 62 isnt self esteem deprived.
staceysgenesis16 0
yeah he is a jerk .. he doesnt have any balls what so ever !! he cant even tell you over the fone !
zach456 0
hire the mob to take care of it lol:)
evelinaaa 0
haha yeaa; they shall teach him a lesson :D
geminiTwin4 3
I agree with 93 lol
Brax0826 0
he was doing the right thing. He broke up with her before he cheated, isn't that what all you ladies ask for. " if your gonna cheat on me, break up with me first."
jess6blondie9 3
2 - I have that same swimsuit! :)
sterlingarcher 1
what a jerk!
MyNameIsBruce 0
Shit on his desk. Like a boss.
pandabearsmiles 0
70- is your profile pic by alex pardee??
whitesox365 0
oh that pesky jack sparrow! just slap him when he comes back to tortuga stoned to tell you about sea turtles or some shit
nikki9tails 3
lol 128
sterlingarcher 1
lol 136
TroII 0
#2 why do you have a mustache?
sterlingarcher 1
^^ I was wondering the same thing!
Tuesdays76 0
128, The boyfriend is breaking up with OP because he cheated on her when he met a giant fish and F***Ed it's brains out, Like a boss.
kay2kay 1
@134 do you know where your spacebar is? It's that long one right at the bottom of the keyboard ;)
you_freak 7
What kind of South African uses the word 'vacation'?!
jessex333 0
hahaha. but it doesn't mean break up with me over a postcard. thats real low.
esu 5
hope he gets travelers diarrhea
AMagicalLeoplura 0
188, I've noticed you've recently commented on the first post on many FMLs. You also make about 3-4 grammar errors per sentence, go back to grade 1 and learn to spell cause all you're trying to do is make a fool of Op but you're really making a fool of yourself.
360XBOXFTW 0
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
Lunaa94 6
DanielleSaysHell 0
that suckks
PrinceFroggy 0
He'll get sucked into the burmuda triangle
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Someone's probably sucking him. That's why he left you!
kamikrazy 6
Well there are a lot of hot girls there...
mmmskittles 3
...and slutty ones who are on vacation looking to let loose. plus, most of them are half way to being undressed anyway thanks to the beach.
mariazzz 5
when he comes back all sorry and takes it all back, tell him to get stuffed!!
shoecrazy 5
ouch that sucks. just call it a lesson learned. now add a mental note to yourself: next time bf says he's going on vaca to the caribbean, go with...
MizzErikaHart 8
ops boyfriend sucks anyway for not bringing her along.
killerpenguin4 9
that sucks but hey at least he's happy with some Caribbean woman
Ikushka 3
probably :D
andres19 0
yes, always look at the brightside of things
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, what did you expect? you received a post card from your bf while he's on vacation in the Caribbeans......
Tuesdays76 0
Maybe he got some woman Prego, and he is just saving op the trouble of finding put and dumping him.
Mahomie123 0
probably found a hottie in the Caribbean..
KristinaKreme 0
Exactly what I was thinking.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha yea thats most likely what happened
Mahomie123 0
no doubt.
comment11111 39
but to break up via postcard? that's so bad style
MissMittens 0
I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(
ashax3 0
lmfaoo
dolphincheddar 10
ass pirates?
staceysgenesis16 0
hahah !! what ?? lmfao wow but yeah me too >:]
zach456 0
or aten by bigger jaws haha
Brax0826 0
ya aten you fucktard
Brax0826 0
I hope you get aids
anakaren_831 1
th angry pirate;) lmfao
Tuesdays76 0
Maybe he actually got recruited by Pirates, that is why he is breaking up with her. He just didn't want her to know.
ceddyz17 10
butt pirates
leahhhh 7
lmfao
Doortje 30
I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."
KingDingALing 9
What the- Were you going through my stuff again, Doortje?! Oh...you're talking about the OP...nevermind then.
MrCoolPants 7
LOL at 40 epic win.
ZX6Rninja 0
he doesnt want to feel the least bit of guilt when he pounds out that 17 year old caribean bartender
RainbowHeadache 2
May a thousand pirates rain down upon his head. >:[
mmmskittles 3
well we know at least one girl probably will ;)
ovechkinisbeast 9
at least you got a postcard from sunny carribean :D