Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
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XxLorniklexX 0
punch him in the throat and move on, hun.
NorfolkDude 2
Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.
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Comments (48)
hairt 4
wth is boyfriend’s, “, and know†?!???!!?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
what's with those letters
kaprookie 3
57- Thats what i thought, what is that?
FML858 0
op, whuddup w/ all the symbols?
morganmoepenn 1
Shoulda kicked him in the balls in front of everyone
Jessiee_G 0
That's terrible!
nachosbabygurl 9
sum1 ****** up
EricaJoy 0
Hopefully he's single now
FloMarDee 19
I hope this one follows up... I would have said "I only look fat when I'm standing next to ur shriveled up penis!" What an a-hole!!
ArellaRoth 12
Am I the only one on mobile that didn't get symbols?? Geez, get over the symbols. And OP, wow that has to suck. Hope you taught him a good lesson about how his reproductive system will never work again ;)