Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
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XxLorniklexX 0
punch him in the throat and move on, hun.
NorfolkDude 2
Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.
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Comments (48)
CherryBomb17 0
i really want to know how he reacted when he turned around. i hope you cussed him out, then castrated him lol.
danielleeycakes 3
castration ftw.!!
Scrambles 0
I hope you meant EX-boyfriend.
lunaforever21 14
i think he knew what he said. and meant it
Eaglestrike117 29
Does no one else see the weird symbols in this post? Look: "Today, I went to my boyfriend’s work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, “Just this fat chick I knowâ€. FML" Instead of the apostrophe in boyfriend's and at the ends of the last sentence. WTF?
ilovefatcats 12
34 I noticed that too
bunny911 16
I'm guessing you're using a cell phone to view FML? Some phones don't work 100% with certain sites.
slacker37815 0
Ok first of all how would u know what he said if all he did was look at his phone, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't answer the phone then say that, this story sucks
SpicyDuck 22
Maybe because he didn't answer his phone..
iDuck 0
If he's embarassed to be seen with you, he shouldn't be your boyfriend.
prospekt1 0
hahahahaahahaaha
b4sk3tb4ll 0
I hope you mean your ex-boyfriend... I'm sorry still
zavanna 1
Break-up? I hope so. Very mean boy. And I hope you actually told him to turn around, so that you could dump him.
PoolOfIck 0
ya wats up with the ac stuff
cameraboirzu 0
I think you thought he was ur bf. he prolly didn't think so. don't be so clingy fattie.