Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Doortje 30
One of the other girls in his harem perhaps?
xFalzz 0
Take a chill pill.
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Comments (86)
NewAddiction 0
sucks to be you
Hernandez15_fml 0
paranoid much? ydi
NewAddiction 0
maybe he thought you were calling for someone else? some other guy who's gf might be calling him?
unidentified_sta 5
Pretty much, geez. Seriously, the co-worker thought you were someone else and did not know the other guy's girlfriend. Overly suspicious much?
foreverspellman 0
"Yo man, your girlfriend is on the phone" "which one...?"
satomi_ishida 0
Seriously, they probably get so many calls, it's hard to determine who is who. You're way too paranoid OP. Calm down.
afgchickgonbad 0
lolll
AMagicalLeoplura 0
lol@ 48 best comment all day!
superguavafruit 0
his mother, sister, cousin, co worker, old friend?
Doortje 30
One of the other girls in his harem perhaps?
Doortje 30
The grapefeeder, definitely.
LMAOking123 15
More than 1 who fans u kno
accnrh 0
His mum
asmb100 27
Or sister.
scottovious 0
Your Mom! Stop Whining and move on. maybe he was assuming it was the Proctologist.
xFalzz 0
Take a chill pill.
Doortje 30
I'd never thought I'd say this but: Listen to Justin Bieber, OP.
naximus93 0
*I*^
QuickSilv3r777 0
lose the Justin beiber cut and I might respect you...a little
sindre95 0
are u justin biver
nerdygirl2261 0
-33 no he's not really Justin beiber. are you seriously that stupid? but op should definetly listen to him
EmmyGrangerDC 0
Bieber* If you're going to insult him, spell it right.
FMLrey 0
justin bieber!!!!
rachael21 0
perhaps one of your boyfriends coworkers has a girlfriend? just sayin..
cozzygirl 0
that's what I was thinking
squirell_AIDS69 0
I was hoping you would tell us who that someone is, but nope. Now I'm left guessing.. =/
FMLephant 2
They thought Kathy Bates was calling.
THEMTCHELL 0
I'm pretty busy so I can't help u but my friend chebacca can he got his degree in physcology he's practicly dr phil
QuickSilv3r777 0
holy shit it's chuck norris or are u Han solo? whatever fact is chuck Norris/Han solo just gave u advice...wait no he said chewbaca would... whatever *makes wookie noise*
omgshaylaaa 0
is anyone else bothered by the wording of this fml? especially the last part? she sounds like a whiny hoe..
Matt_192 6
Yeah... it's kinda confusing.
naximus93 0
Not confusing per-say... Just whiny, stupid, paranoid, overly jealous, idiotic, slightly psycho and of course ho-ish.
spanelli 16
Well, that's ironic...
iSitt 0
that's why he's cheating on her
meganasoarus 0
how is she a hoe?
deepbluesea 1
Here's a thought, maybe it could be someone he works with or works for.