Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
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XxLorniklexX 0
punch him in the throat and move on, hun.
NorfolkDude 2
Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.
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Comments (48)
sammyjo06 14
There are plenty of guys that like fat chicks. Many of them don't want to admit it to their friends, though. This guy is a jerk for having the nerve to date you and then not being able to admit it to other people. Dump him. You deserve much better...
littlemissamy96 1
I hope you dumped him that's harsh.
BrassWing13 11
Ex-boyfriend*
IndefiniteBeauty 17
I really hope you dumped him.
fantasyworld 39
Dump him.
tikatica 17
Maybe a different girl texted her at the same time as you?
LyricaSilvan 30
Next time he tries to call you, pick up the phone, hit "answer," then proceed to talk to your friend as if you just answered by accident and tell your friend the person calling is "just some shallow asshole I know."
millsjoshua949 12
I'm wondering if he knows he's your boyfriend? I'm thinking he does not. ydi