Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
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amerwin 3
Tell him he needs to get his weight up. He sounds like a sissy.
ulicksam 0
Seriously, if a guy complains about your weight during sex, it's too much weight. Most guys would let a little extra slide while they're getting some.
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Comments (128)
stro88 6
that's what getting on your knees is for :-)
belouie 2
that's good motavation to not be over weight
iGrenade 0
u would get way more ydis if u were a dude, op.
generalasskicker 12
indeed
0opsie 6
Look on the bright side. You could've had to say: "Today, I found out my boyfriend's back is permanently damaged. He told me it happened while I was on him last night, but didn't say anything at the time because he didn't want to hurt my feelings. FML"
movie141 0
he should be on top
bh0p 0
Tell your bf get out. I can handle a big woman. ;).....Unless your like above 250
jayemdoubleyou 1
Drop a few lbs.
Doopliss01 0
Whahahahaha
Mauskau 36
fail
Zmeilerr 22
I like girls with a little meat on them. :)
ortega_fml 0
as do i. :D OP, put down the cheeseburger and go to the gym. YDI.
yamiyaiba 5
Exactly. Skinny girls are overrated.
tati3092 1
girls with meat have boobs and ass hahah more to grab instead if twigs
Zmeilerr 22
exactly, #33
RedPillSucks 33
Hermaphrodites have a little meat on them
DocBastard 40
So do baby back ribs. Mmmmm...ribs...with BBQ sauce... Wait, what are we talking about?
C6Racer 0
Ribs with bbq sauce, Doc.
ItsJustMe17 9
bahahahaa
EmperorChowilio 21
skinny doesn't necessarily mean no curves #33 you or you're profile picture is the perfect example of that
tournamentdecide 33
I can't help being skinny
jelly_bennett 23
Exactly. People body shame all too often
amerwin 3
Tell him he needs to get his weight up. He sounds like a sissy.
ReyesAlcazar 0
Stupid thing to say..she's big. How do u know he's not already tough, she's just too big..?
x3herox3 0
LOL #6
Zmeilerr 22
;)
boomstick 0
Your boyfriend is a pussy. Tell him he's been getting flabby and should think about lifting weights.
ImaginaryFoe 1
What if he hasn't been? Why lash out blindly because he was honest? What he said wasn't particularly kind but getting defensive and looking for things to attack him about just makes her fat and a bitch. What's the good in that?
dzj 0
ouch:/
robo_panda 0
thats some heavy shit!
dzj 0
hahahahaha!
riseofabreakings 0
haha!