Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Top comments
starflake 3
Why couldn't she just walk into your room later to make sure you cleaned it, like a normal mom would do?
Sawadee 0
Wave to the camera and say hi
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Comments (210)
naceface101 0
wow couldnt your mom just ask you if you cleaned your room or for her just to go check if your room is clean. how embarrasing!!
Bumlove89 0
YDI for not cleaning your room and being more responsible. And your mom deserves it too for being a control freak and not trusting her son.
lingfeng 0
Your mom sounds quite invasive. However, I somehow doubt that camera was really there to see if you were "cleaning your room"... >>
meanie_monday 0
How old are you that your mom has to check to see if you cleaned your room?
Raffie_fml 0
I posted this FML. I'm 19. My mom is a control freak. So FYI I'm not too young to have sex and me and my girlfriend are engaged.
S3A82 0
heres a thot: MOVE OUT. dumbass
lookitschloe 0
were you at least having sex in a clean room?
Omg666_fml 0
Wait...why would she watch the WHOLE thing? :/
SookMauNoots 0
holy **** dude your moms a freak.
LogicLover 0
Sex is an adult action. Adults don't live with their parents who have to assure that you've cleaned your room. Finish high school, move out, and then decide if you are a big boy and can do big boy things. Now clean your room, and your sheets.
cmjones03 0
Wow. Stop judging and telling him what to do. You don't even know him.
Raffie_fml 0
I am actually the one who posted this FML. I am 19. The only reason she put the camera there is because she is a control freak and was out of town. And My girlfriend and I are engaged.
jaynesays 0
I'm with you, LogicLover, no matter how the OP tries to justify his actions.
LogicLover 0
Wow, thank you for proving my point. You need your own apartment sweetie.
Raffie_fml 0
I actually have my own home. I was just visiting my mom. You really need to stop judging me with the limited information you have
Misosoup 0
If you were just visiting your mom why would you 1) have to clean your room under video surveillance, 2) have a room messy enough to clean? Plus, if you're engaged she obviously doesn't think you're a little boy.
jasax1 0
well this is a very unsettling thought, isnt it?
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
i agree with #1 and #14 just be thankful she wasn't masterbating to it...