Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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starflake 3
Why couldn't she just walk into your room later to make sure you cleaned it, like a normal mom would do?
Sawadee 0
Wave to the camera and say hi
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Comments (210)
Exchange 0
Its not an appropriate way to put camera in a person's room, regardless if she's your mother.
aupilot 0
Well...if you're a minor, you can rat your mother out to the cops for possession of child pornography. That should get her out of your hair for awhile. And if you're not a minor...who cares?
Vipros 0
am I the only one thinking he was trying to secretly film him and his gf *******, she busted him and he was said "it was my mum! she must have been filming me to make sure I cleaned my room!" and he had to post an FML to make it seem real.
waterynuggets 0
Well, he didn't say she saw it, so..
emiliehe 0
craaazy mom.
purple5 0
Wow, I'm guessing it was a webcam and was broadcasting live - fyl. If it was just a camera that you could erase the data on though, not so bad... but doesn't sound like it. That's just stupid. I mean, she could easily knock on your door and think of an excuse to come in to check up on you cleaning... (my parents do that all the time >_> never makes a difference whether I clean or not though) That's a major invasion of your privacy. I'm sure she'd hate if you were to do that to her.
escualida 0
i honestly think this is not real... it makes absolutely no sense, why would a mom have a live video feed of her son's room to see if he's cleaning, when she can easily go and knock on the door and see if the room is clean or not? b.s.
Yagamiii 0
o.o
xOpheliacx 0
Time to get an outside lock for your door, man, and lock it when you're not in there. A friend of mine does that because his family steals his stuff. So it'll work for you, too. Unless your mother is a lock-picking genius or something.
DamienTheRabbit 0
Your mom is creepy as hell. Even if she just put it there to make sure you did your chores, who the hell spies on their kids to make sure that they clean?!
guess_what 0
*clicks "She deserved that one"*