Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, I was jerking off at 2am when a giant, thumb-sized cockroach came flying across my room, prompting me to scream pretty loudly. My mom then came into my room worried, only to find me naked on top of the couch, screaming like a little girl. I still had an erection. FML
Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
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Aert1ok995 0
hahahahaha
Talksyic 0
This is what happens when you give an idiot any form of technology that has a camera on it.
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Aert1ok995 0
hahahahaha
cater2U 0
you should tell your mom yelling only makes it harder.
Ep1cPha1l 0
lmao ur mom yelled because its so small
cookiemobzta 0
omgz I wanna see
The_Norwegian 2
loool, cater2u wins bigtime.
mfmylifesrsly 30
ROFLOLL!!!! hahaha omg you should send it anyway hahahah that's ******* hilarious it made my day. reminds me when my dad saw a toppless pic of me and was like 'haley! we don't need that stuff! wait, is that you?!?!'
mn_mpls 0
I agree, but ydi for wearing whitie tighties, and fyl for having a mom that doesn't knock
Prototype12 0
YDI for getting hard while texting...
silentsniper441 0
that's hilarious
amazinglyava 0
agree with #1
saywaturcoco 0
@25 u seem to be emo....
showrunner 0
I agree with 46
mfmylifesrsly 30
59 the correct word is scene. but idk if she is, who cares tho? she's ******* hott! Janet, I love your hair and especially your snakebites :) you're gorgeous.
FYLDeep 26
Just remember that if you're under 18 then you're in possession of child pornography, and if you send it, you're distributing child pornography. Also if you get caught you become a registered sex offender.
Freeze_fml 17
What? Scene and emo are different.
Blue_Coconuts 7
I wanna see the topless picture of 40... For um... Scientific reasons...
jollykilla704 0
HAHA! it reminds me of 'the Myspace movie' btw I find it sad that people comment on the people who left other comments and say nothing about the OP. butttt in my opinion emo is and isn't the same thing as scene. it's more like two different branches on the alternative limb if the fashion tree. :p
Freeze_fml 17
I think it's sad people comment on the OP and not the comment they're replying to. They're called replies for a reason. Don't ecourage people to reply here just so they can say something about the OP.
mfmylifesrsly 30
rofl sorry 74 it's deleted.....I think....
dtang 0
hahahahah
reyemrein 0
Lol this was funny but YDI for wearing breifs. Boxers all the way.
jasonsaied 1
haha I agree with 74
Blue_Coconuts 7
It's okay, 79. You can take another. :D.... Wait, you're 18 right??
JRob2010 0
haha 25 had it right dumbass, it's seem
mfmylifesrsly 30
haha I'll be 18 in July still jailbait :(
eyeseeyou 0
wanna see mine??
Blue_Coconuts 7
Damn... Then in July hit me up, I've always been a sucker for redheads. Especially those with blue eyes... The only reason why I bought the movie "Couples Retreat" was because of Vince Vaughn's "wife"... Hahaha.
dave666_fml 0
ya I wouldn't mind them either ;)
strandedinalimo 0
Scene and emo may be different, but they both need to stop. Sometimes girls look cute though.
locklock 0
u deserved forvmaking your mom a sandwich
nyynkss91 0
@40.I would like to see that pic ;)
hockeyhouse 5
Good point 72, OP is in Washington where 3 teens recently got in trouble for exactly that.
subMortal7331 0
your like amazing. xD
xxrogerthatxx 19
@ 46 lmao
Niki53811 0
hahaha wow. ydi.
reyemrein 0
The law that 72 mentioned is complete horseshit. You can get up to 10 years in jail just for 'sexting'. Ever heard of making the punishment fit the crime?
deathcab7 0
yeahh. okay so not to be like complaining, but why would you send a picture like that to anyone? even if it was your girlfriend. its just a stupid idea, and you will think twice once everyone in the school would have your picture.
Blondie08_fml 0
Ahahaha lmao freakin hilarious
funny_bunny123 0
EMO is when you cut ur self……………SCENE is when u just look emi but u don't cut ur self dumm ass!
SnickerVonBicker 0
so are you
SnickerVonBicker 0
so are you
ihailcommunism2 0
mfmylifesrsly I wanna see you more than topless ;)
originalsk8board 0
Charlie scene!
devl24 0
send boob pics to email: [email protected]
toxic10uhc 0
46 you have no idea.... if they were talking about something were that would be appropriate then he wouldve been hard anyway... one time my girlfriend was talking about... certain parts of her anatomy and I sent her a pic of mine haha
SmellDaPurp 0
@137 hell yeah! thats what i was think..
emokittten 0
baby_val 0
hahaha ohh my geez!! idk wht id do if my parents Saw my nudes even if they were only my Half nudes lolz =O
emokittten 0
you're the dumbass. those are very untrue stereotypes.
james4 0
40, ur really cute:)
cater2U 0
will people really stop flirting over the Internet it's pathetic.
SnickerVonBicker 0
HU4lL
doong_fml 0
there's only one comment to this fml, the rest comment on the comment
redshortsx 0
WTF
Pointy130 0
You don't have to hit send, asshat.
volcomst0ned 0
lol
bbaswiii 0
lmfao.. hahahha shut the fuxk up.. that's hilarious..
twinscrplayer6 0
#90 I third that
gabe666 0
lolol fail my friends mom walked in on Him jacking off
b182link 0
if it already clicked when she walked in then she wouldn't be in the picture
anlhawks 5
agreeeed
Clare420 0
picture or didn't happen!
majergamer 0
omg I love you
frikkinhannah 0
126 made me LOL.
xNephilim 19
Yeah because it's child pornography when he takes a picture of himself.
xMegan96 0
what the helll..? the scary part is you know a lot about this.
kheartz 0
hahaha ditto!
celticpride33 0
Hahahahahaha
hiyouaregreat 0
lmfao, win.
elvgar 0
let me guess when ur mom walked in u got limp?
BritneyBiohazard 0
LMFAO. what did your girlfriend say.?
talur024 0
BAHAHAHA! That's like major fail. FYL dude.
talur024 0
That's so funny tho, did you tell your girlfriend?
chyeahbro 0
lmao you deserve it for wearing tighty whiteys
ImaginaryFoe 1
Boxers FTW
nobridgejustwate 0
I know! Boxers or no sex, my friends. Briefs kill the mood.
nommnom_fml 0
bet it looked like she had her mouth open right next to it in the pic ;)
KMC_x3 0
haha thts hilarious.
nobridgejustwate 0
So he got cockblocked and photobombed... all at once!
xxrogerthatxx 19
lmfao, it probably did
FAOOLT 0
hahaa well just lock your door! ad next time record it... they like it better. and u get more in return
Philosophic 0
Win. :D
boots9491 0
people always say lock your door but a lot of doors don't have locks. Only my bathroom door does.
Talksyic 0
This is what happens when you give an idiot any form of technology that has a camera on it.
prydeboi16 0
hahaha I agree :P
swaneh 0
YDI for thinking she really wants a picture of that.
killpro 0
Pics or it didn't happen
AlcaSMT 0
Having a parent walk in while you're having an erection is one thing, but while you're also holding a camera...
tomahawkinyouall 0
ha ydi
jjosies 1
hahahah that's so funny