Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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starflake 3
Why couldn't she just walk into your room later to make sure you cleaned it, like a normal mom would do?
Sawadee 0
Wave to the camera and say hi
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Comments (210)
greenzo 0
your mum is a freak
kellster 2
This site needs to be renamed "Don't have sex in your parents' house!", because that's the message every other FML seems to need to hear. Are you ready? Don't have sex in your parents' house. It's rude and your parents have every right to install cameras if they want to. If you're legally a minor and don't own the property, it's their prerogative. Don't like it? Have sex somewhere else. Not a minor? Get a job and move out! Wah wah wah school? Get loans and move out. Bottom line: don't have sex in your parents' house. Get it yet?
Misosoup 0
How about my girlfriend lives 7 hours away from me and i have no where else to go? I think maybe having sex in public is a little more disrespectful than having sex in what seems to be an "empty" house.
BRIDESHEAD 0
any place is a good place to get on the good foot and do the bad thing. if it wasn't your property then your parents would have raised you in a dog kennel on the footpath. man i hate rednecks.
Yagamiii 0
please dont tell me she watched the WHOLE thing :| 'cause if she did thats just down right nastyyyyyy! creeper D:
paigeharper 0
if your mom watched it she physco and creeeperrrrrrrr!!!!!!! i feel bad for you! :/ hhaha
24skunks 0
You have a REALLY creepy mom.
CinnamonGrl 0
LOL your mom is dumb and creepy. How's about instead of being all stalkerish and installing a camera to make sure that you clean your room, she just, I don't know... take a quick look at your room and see if it's clean?!?!
loveyadearly 0
oh that really sucks. Samething happened to me except I was in my moms bed
randomkatz 0
dang that's creepy my mom even left me home alone in a house with a boy and I knew were her condoms were (no i was a good girl) so that makes me glad I have a mom like mine
Julooz 0
That is pretty ridiculous honestly you think that was to make sure you clear your room BS Your mom is way to paranoid and too afraid to admit it although apparently she has every right to be paranoid considering you skrewed a girl and your prob not even older than 16... way to mess up your summer... you just couldn't wait for it could you... stupid
BRIDESHEAD 0
wait for what? god to bless your dick? there's only a certain number of times you will ever have sex! Hup to y'all!
lutzluv124 0
hey you can remember it forever, and if it was really kinky you could jack off to it at a lateer date!