Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, at my supermarket job, I told an elderly woman that we no longer sell her favorite juice due to supply chain issues. She got so upset that she peed on the floor. I had to clean it up. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I've been sneezing and coughing and not feeling well, so I decided to go to the grocery store to get some bone broth and some orange juice. Shortly after grabbing the orange juice, I felt like I had to pass gas, except it wasn't gas, it was diarrhea. At 35 years-old I pooped my pants in the grocery store. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
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Top comments
SweetestSin 4
She totally needs to be the prune juice spokeswoman
Cannon75 0
Hahaha, that's awesome. Go, Granny!
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Comments (66)
bahario 0
Funny, I had that same conversation yesterday
22cute 17
You needed THAT mental image, didn't you, Op?
Jreslier 15
I'm glad you and OP have so much in common.
SweetestSin 4
She totally needs to be the prune juice spokeswoman
fmlobsessionx95 0
Eeeek. Oh gosh, why do people even want to talk about taking craps with strangers? Dx FYL.
curryndricegirll 0
Hey...at least she didn't blow up your toilet...as in the store toilet and you had to clean it or something. btw, you'd be surprised how many people will talk to you about poop.
Mnemic 6
What is it with old women and saying such things to cashiers. :-o You should have called the cops btw. Blowing up a toilet is a deed of terrorism! :-P
Glam_fml 0
That's definately a case of too much information. Eww.
Cannon75 0
Hahaha, that's awesome. Go, Granny!
Memories_fml 0
LMAO!!! Much agreed~
slaosvhea 0
LOL I moderated this one, unfortunately I said no.
OmniFML 0
Maybe she's the most seedy old lady out there. Some sort of feces fetish mixed with a fire fetish?
pikL3bOi 0
The first line is good enough for an FYL