Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Top comments
starflake 3
Why couldn't she just walk into your room later to make sure you cleaned it, like a normal mom would do?
Sawadee 0
Wave to the camera and say hi
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Comments (210)
jaynesays 0
for the future, just clean your room and do other various chores (even without being asked!) so your mom's not so distrustful and suspicious.
ssyyyykke 0
sorry im kind of new to this site, what does OP mean?
Nai_fml 0
OP means Original Poster.
Edenbeam 19
FYL. Your mom is a creeper.
I_am_stupid_also 6
They are called nanny cams. They are for parents who are obsessed about SIDS or something. You can view them over the net like a webcam.
miss_mrs 0
maybe if you were married and you weren't committing a huge sin that will send you to hell maybe that never would of happened = ]
ohsheeeet 0
O.O
BRIDESHEAD 0
wooooo! and if you look at **** ghosts will come out of your schlong!
smithersss 0
kill yourself
jollyjam1 2
"Look MA no hands!!"
crvenazvezda 0
oh snap
qwerty123456789 0
If mommy still has to remind you to clean your room, perhaps you're too young to be having sex. And certainly not at your house.
topflight1001 0
Two things: Why was this girl having sex with you if your room was that much of a problem? & Why the hell did your Mom watch the whole thing?
whudafxup 0
Congratulations. Your mom is a psycho.