Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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starflake 3
Why couldn't she just walk into your room later to make sure you cleaned it, like a normal mom would do?
Sawadee 0
Wave to the camera and say hi
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Comments (210)
MzTastee 0
omg why r u screwing in ur mas house but that was funny as hell
ilooooveyou 0
uh.. you completely deserved that one. you should have asked what she used before you got started.
ilooooveyou 0
that comment was supposed to be posted on a different thread.
brit_parlin 0
that is hilarious! but i feel so bad for you. next time if i were you, i would delete that tape!!!! that sux!!! then make ur room a mess, and record yourself cleaning it again.
kayleighcontrol 7
Eww, your mum sounds like a right creepy perv. Wouldn't she, like, be able to SEE that your room is tidy if she.. You know.. JUST WALKED IN? O_O I'm sorry, I just can't fathom why someone would put a CAMERA in their kid's room. Especially when they're, like you, at a sexual age. Golly. That is horrific.
kayleighcontrol 7
Oh and to everyone having a go at him saying if he lives at home he shouldn't be having sex. Er, does ANYONE pay attention to the legal age of consent anymore? We're in the 21st ******* century, people. Times change. Get over yourselves :)
BRIDESHEAD 0
Dude, **** your mum! What an arsehole! Who films their kids?? That's a total invasion of your privacy. Move out.
LittleLoserGirl 0
Your mom said she put it there to make sure you clean your room? A likely story! Sure she'd only have to open the door, and peek inside the room to see if it was clean. She's just a perve, plain and simple ;)
Julietiloveyou 0
Well I hope you earsed that if you know you were going to get in major trouble. If you don't think you'll get in trouble than I hoped you f***** her hard just to show your mom to stop spying on you.
Nick7303 0
I would assume you didn't clean your room then, because otherwise you would have seen the camera. Lol.