Today, I found out that the last of my super feminist "I'm never getting tied to a man" college friends got engaged. Apparently, I should have tried that tactic, as my current partner in life is my goldfish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
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Top comments
rorex 26
If that's what you think feminism is about, damn.
strangelightning 15
I think femism is the most misunderstood term in the world. What part of "equality for all genders" is so hard to understand?
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Comments (42)
rorex 26
If that's what you think feminism is about, damn.
killapoptart43 10
Plenty of fish in the sea ;)
shepardkinz 19
Love is powerful. You should be happy for them.
arandomperson97 19
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In my mind feminism isn't really needed in first world countries anymore. That said, you be you. I have no quarrels with other minded people. You'll find someone OP, just keep looking.
strangelightning 15
I think femism is the most misunderstood term in the world. What part of "equality for all genders" is so hard to understand?
Bluepies 24
It's hard to understand the part where a term meaning equality has only one gender represented in its name.
rorex 26
Can't get mad at feminism being called feminism when the entirety of humanity is called mankind.
ohkitty 21
why shouldn't feminism be named after women? we're the gender that doesn't have equality, not men, so why shouldn't we highlight that with the term 'feminism'??
Mechanize 8
Well, when Feminazis scream for a genocide and call them feminists, people tend to think feminism is all about anti-men.
jimluminaye 17
Well when the most loud and active members are more sexist than what they claim to stand against, it's hard to see the true motivation behind the movement.
lone_fenrir_1 1
Its because of the nutjobs who think their plans are better
qwertycode 19
Gonna get downvoted for this but I need to say my share because for some reason feminism is now getting confused with egalitiarianism. Feminism does not mean equality for all. Feminism is fighting for women to be equal to men, in the assumed pretense that society favors men. That can't apply to men. Men are already equal to men.
sweetpotato301 7
Well actually the definition of feminism is the advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of equality, hence why the word relates to women. It is a PART of gender equality as a whole.
username_taken1 2
Equally for BOTH genders, since there's only two.
Mathias1188 7
that is what it originally stood for. like blm, it has become twisted into something opposite of it's original purpose. feminism is no longer about equality, but about hating men
Mark Williams 5
3rd wave feminism is man hating.
False_Stupidity 42
It's ok, goldfish are low maintenance and you get to do what you want, when you want. Put yourself out there in the right places and Mr Right will show up eventually.
oj101 33
Just do whatever makes you happy. Don't deny yourself what you want just because you want to conform to a certain ideology or persona.
Schuyler16 17
YDI, you seem to be a bit misinformed about what feminism is
Allayyyyy194 6
What the hell is wrong with finding a life partner?
player69badboy 0
Damn we need to bring dick back into femos worlds