Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML
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Top comments
jsmith16 0
why would u take those kind of pics in the FIRST place?
nerdsgetmehot 23
You, sir, are an idiot. Taking pictures like that is fun, but it's always risky because they can fall into the wrong hands...
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Comments (129)
jsmith16 0
why would u take those kind of pics in the FIRST place?
Schizomaniac 24
You're an idiot.
tpea 1
Why would you not? ;)
tpea 1
Why would you NOT? ;)
mfmylifesrsly 30
I agree with 4. it's so get off to later duh.
tpea 1
Eep, my bad on the double commenting!
mfmylifesrsly 30
oh and YDI
Schizomaniac 24
I was talking to 1, but OP is an idiot as well. :P
Thebloodygore 0
You're an idiot.
FFML_314 12
You're an idiot. Sorry, just wanted to join you guys.
iTaylor 0
kinky (; jk that's gross
Thebloodygore 0
No, you're an idiot.
srammer8 0
to many bloody idoits
d3adb3for3d3ath 0
Well it's your fault. I personally feel bad for your girlfriend.
Daerauko 0
it's fun and they can use em to get off later... but yay now mommy can get off too
IphonFML 6
19, u look like the emo version of miley cyrus. LOL
Schizomaniac 24
*** u 17, u a ideot I aint no ideot.
ohthebloodygore 16
23, wat screw u!!!
ohthebloodygore 16
18, oh the beautiful irony, you IDIOT. :)
Schizomaniac 24
24, Im sorry, but I can't keep that up without cringing inside. However, you lose. 18, yeah! Your right! There are to many idiots here! Its a shame! They need to go back to there wholes and dye!
ScaryyMary 14
i r smartt. i took honers clases.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
You are so dumb. You are really dumb. Fo' real.
Schizomaniac 24
You're dumb.
KiddNYC1O 22
what an arse. also what, #6?
IphonFML 6
lmfao 29 u spelt honors wrong... ye ofc u took "honers"
ohthebloodygore 16
37, you're not that smart are you? She's being sarcastic.
ScaryyMary 14
Finally, someone understands. >.>
Schizomaniac 24
Yeah she was being sarcasm idiot. I really need to stop that.
mfmylifesrsly 30
28, I don't think they can fit into their mothers ****** anymore
Schizomaniac 24
41, you're right, but I was just looking for a sentence that I could mess up the most words in. :P
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
37- obviously 29 was TRYING to be funny (key word trying never said they were suceeding).
ScaryyMary 14
Oh, **** you. :]
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LMAO OP you're a dumbass =p
starile 20
Taking those kinds of pics/videos are a lot of fun, usually!
dbjb40 0
it's just the Internet Running of the Idoits huh?
Fluffeh 5
..Wholes? You mean holes, oh and it's not "dye" either. You're calling people idiots when you can't even spell whole, and die, which I think is elementary grade learning.
KiddNYC1O 22
57 you fail so hard. he was being sarcastic
TheOptimist 0
FYL because your mom will probably delete them.
bob53545354 0
ur way hot!!:)
ghostofillusion 0
32 is win
Unbannedban 0
where you guys eating unproportianally out of a DQ mini blizzard?
mitchn60 6
57 - repeat this real fast; I We Todd Ed. It might take more than once...
KGirl123 3
lol nice!!!! Antoine is awesome
Bon3less 0
57 you are unable to spell fluffy in your ******* name and you are also unable to understand sarcasm. I believe that's 3rd grade learning jackass
jdp2496 0
did anyone notice 32's epic win?
Griggy 0
Wow... You are eight different kinds of stupid...
mshoes12346 3
wtf ydi op
IEatYourSkin 0
16, your hot (;
acccccccc 1
you guys are all idiots! i meen seriosly! and i cannot fallow the numbers you guys right :/
NaCheezIt 0
whoaaaa. I just realized 32's epic WIN... Homeboy.
UndiscoveredChao 0
hide ur kids hide ur wife reference= WIN!!!!
sexycourtcourt 0
haha me an my bf have taken naughty pics :) ..... me on my bra and thong and him in his boxers.... Ahhh his dead sexy 8 pack!!!!
Gravitex 0
hide your kids hide your wifi, and hide your husband
etphonehome10 0
21 nice body
Shover 0
That's why you own more then one memory card. Couldn't have been that good if you forgot they were on there.
Fall3nAngel 23
Idiot...
kittycat1597 10
#5 is right. YDI.
nerdsgetmehot 23
You, sir, are an idiot. Taking pictures like that is fun, but it's always risky because they can fall into the wrong hands...
lmx_fml 0
that's what a phone is for. and btw, you changed your pic back to the pretty you :D
nerdsgetmehot 23
#76 So you're saying the other pic was hideous? Woot for back-handed compliments.
RedPillSucks 33
No, He just wanted the pic with the glimpse of the AA cup.
lmx_fml 0
Woah not "HIDEOUS". but not as nice :) ^ you are correct too. lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, bah humbug. I'm changing it to a less "pretty" pic.
lmx_fml 0
It's still better than that one :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Than which one? Good grief. Just to clarify, I was not meaning to show any accidental barely-there boob shots. I'll have to be more careful with my pics from now on, apparently.
lmx_fml 0
Than the one before the one I commented just commented about. Gosh it's not complicated at all :/
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm not an idiot, I'm just flustered and annoyed because I don't want to be known as a FML floozy because of one accidental almost boob-showing picture. :(
lmx_fml 0
Who said you were an idiot? Pfft you think so negatively SMH. :( You didn't notice the pic you took of yourself? ._.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm not trying to be negative, I just don't want people to get the wrong idea and think I'm a **** or a ho or whatever it is you kids call it these days. I didn't think there was any "boob-age" in the picture at all, particularly because I wore a tank top under the dress to prevent such a thing. And besides, it's not like I have much there, so I assumed that the "boob-age" wasn't possible.
lmx_fml 0
I don't think my comment posted. Anyhow, that pic was fine. So many girls take that type of pic where they lean forward :P
flipmarker 3
great job
Hevzy 0
Your mum is gonna have some fun
Quest_ 13
****! ...Oh wait, you did.
Graawr 7
You deserve it for being a cam *****! hah! :D
starile 20
Brilliant!
water2210 0
hmm next time. take a picture with your brain idk maybe your dad borrowed it for the weekend cuz your really stupid ( I no that was lame )
oarisimo 4
speaking of stupid, it's you're* and know*. moron.
tpea 1
"take a picture with your brain" ... Is OP to take out his brain and pose with it? ... I sure hope not!
ooobabyy 4
did your mom like them?
sallen0046 4
You couldn't possibly deserve this more. It's your own fault for taking dirty pictures to begin with. It's your own fault for not bothering to at least properly store said pictures once you had taken them. Why would you ever give anyone your camera without checking to see what's on it first? You're an idiot.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What if your mum gets into trouble with some cops, and they ask to see her camera? She will get arrested for child pornography. YOU BASTARD. SENDING YOUR MUM TO JAIL LIKE THAT. :O