Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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Top comments
MaddieMonster 0
black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"
always_his 2
Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.
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Comments (140)
youresogrounded 0
that can't be good.
LOLYLIF 0
Just because he didn't want to see it doesn't mean I don't...
poptartkid 0
What kind of freak are you ? You put a camera in your kitchen because someone eats your cookie ? YOU FREAKING PARANOID. You're a FAIL...
Lmao_xD 0
uhh eww
KittenOnAcid 1
hahahaha! im still laughing at the part that he even put a camera to see who was stealing his cookies. thats just good stuff.
spoo 24
Wish I could hit YDI it a few more times... Pimp_Daddy, you set up a camera... then didnt like what it recorded so you cry about it? Sorry Playa Playa, but you is need to grows up o' else you gotta not be touchin yo momma's camera foo'
paulinachka 0
i would put a camera just for fun to be like ahhh you stole teh cooookieess.
capgray 0
your a fkin fatass if u care that much about your cookies. unless they r girls scout thin mints of course;) then it toally makes sense hahajk ur still fat
MaddieMonster 0
black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"
ohhshit_asian 7
ahaa, i love thatt.[:
beastmode21 0
#2 your tongue is really thin
copycat148 0
YES
cutebebe778 0
It would've made it 10x worse if it was your Dad. But still, FYL.
L10N 0
Oh ew. Ask her if she had fun with her cookie.
Christine1997 0
Omg lol
heavenandhell 0
Lmao number 2 so true.
always_his 2
Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.
dorworters 9
#6, always_his, this literally made me laugh out loud. More than i have laughed at anything for awhile. thank you.
kaykay5833 0
im confusedd. do you live withh your mom ? or does she just randomly come over your house to eat cookies && "be" with her boyfriend. ?
MaddieMonster 0
(:
crackberrie 0
hahaha... scarred for life because of some cookies?? i hope they were some damn good cookies!
triplethreat13 0
you cared that much about your cookies to buy a security camera for that? you deserve what you saw.
genius_man16 1
That was my thought. I mean really, the lengths people will go too. FOR SOME COOKIES!?? What the ****, were they fountain of youth cookies or some shit? Jesus.
jm88 0
What's wrong with curiousity created from boredom? Maybe he has a webcam so he just set it up. Maybe not.
rawrrrx 0
agreed ydi fyl!
seb12992 0
I agree with jm88. genius_man, you're overreacting.