Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML
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Top comments
whowantsit 0
don't get lazy
DreamerofWorlds 0
If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.
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Comments (242)
Iceman86 0
ok then dont lazy and i would have you do it alot more and alot longer
Iceman86 0
hello
ImaginaryFoe 1
You married the wrong woman. Just sayin...
SummerStorm_fml 0
I don't see why this is a fml. He was probably joking. Besides, blow jobs are fun!(:
mistershlong 0
I wish all girls thought like that
bricksta_op 0
very nice how much!?!?! ^^^^
mindfreak117 4
bless u. u have a beautiful way of thinking. and a beautiful mouth ;)
Vacant 7
Look at me, I'm a teenage girl trying to sound grown up and sexually active. Whooooo.
InfantryMarc 0
that's awesome lol wish all women thought like u do
InfantryMarc 0
^^ meant to #18. she's hott
christa953 12
37: so u got married when u were 16???!
littlemissdqgirl 8
Op just agree and tell him it's no reason for him to get lazy about eatting you out.
DiNgO_lOvE 0
you took the words outta my mouth! ^^^^ do what she said op!!!!!
perdix 31
Now is it the WORDS she took right out of your mouth? What else do you keep in there?
lindora 35
pliers
FYLDeep 26
What an idiot! You're supposed to ask that question first. That way, you can fill in the details with your parents of what her intentions are regarding ********.
MaraMacK 0
hey iceman!
iyahkinz 0
i think it was funny that he said that he knows that hes in an actual commitment now and theres gonna be alot of stress comin ur way because of future mrriage n so forth. so his just hoping that everything would be the same as sex is importnt i see my boy would say the same thing also if it bothers you let him know dont keep it inside
Gummibearlove 0
Hahaha, woow, what a winner. make sure he doesn't get sloppy I'm bed in return ;]
lallic 0
lmao! yea don't get lazy.
mjolene 0
he's not an asshole, my boyfriend says the same thing, he's just being honest .
LilAfo 4
at least he knows what he wants :b
penpal33 7
Well I would say that you may be correct but the concept of interesting is relative to the person who used it :-) My concept of 'interesting' may be different to yours :-P PS. Your welcome :-) and block wasn't necessary :-P
LilAfo 4
hah, o well - don't tell me that i didn't warn u :b ps - unblocked ;)
penpal33 7
Warning taken and recorded / documented for future reference! :-) PS. Thanks for the unblock :-p