Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML
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whowantsit 0
don't get lazy
DreamerofWorlds 0
If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.
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Comments (242)
much2blunt 0
I think he has to be related to my bf cuz that's exactly what mine would say. haha I feel your pain. but anyway, don't get lazy then it'll give him a reason to get lazy with you.
pro21 3
with a body like that who needs a mouth?!?
junker311 0
How is this an FML?
xXSweetNightmare 0
Lmfaoo, awesome boyfriend you got. ;D
damador 0
I would give him all the bj's he could want....haha
CallMeHush 1
And??? It belongs in the vows also.
cchevy 0
I wish I had thought of that... now I never get them.
ccovey 2
just a word of advice. don't get lazy. there is always another chick that will do what you won't. all you women should have figured that out by now
pasiphae9 5
"All you women"? You're right, but it works both ways you know. The way you phrased that made me lol.
Noyes654 0
it's not a joke, that Oenone surefire way to make him unhappy with his descision and look for them elsewhere. when he does and you post an FML about it, I'll vote YDI
Ckretpoison 0
sounds like a joke, what an idiot!
madmax82988 0
better keep suckin that dick
xElizabeth13x 0
very disturbing picture... O.o
beachgirl332 0
your face is a disturbing picture haha jk. his picture is pretty disturbing though.
vaalex 0
it goes down wayy too low and he should have kept his pants to leave stuff for the imagination... and perhaps gain a lil more weight to balance out the muscles...
xElizabeth13x 0
haha thx ur so meaannnn! jk I hope u were jk too... haha, at least I put a picture up!
xElizabeth13x 0
I'm talking to 123
madmax82988 0
lolololol
xElizabeth13x 0
lol sry iknow my pic is interesting too but maybe you shud just pull ur pants over ur dick... haha