Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when he's with me. In his defense, "he doesn't look at their face or boobs. Just their ass." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, I found that my boyfriend and his friend sends nudes of other girls to each other and then comment on them. When I confronted him, I was told that I was wrong for being upset "because this is just what men do". FML
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Top comments
Silentknight 0
that's a lousy defense. but that doesn't make him the only boyfriend who looks; it just makes him the only one who admits it. give him extra points for honesty, and make it clear that he can look but don't touch.
perdix 31
Tell him that's OK, when you check out other guys, you're not looking at their cocks, just the balls. Fair's fair.
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Comments (99)
Silentknight 0
that's a lousy defense. but that doesn't make him the only boyfriend who looks; it just makes him the only one who admits it. give him extra points for honesty, and make it clear that he can look but don't touch.
Duckasaurus 0
Who the **** cares? Every guy will look, you're just being a whiny bitch because he was honest. YDI.
aknuth1103 6
I ****** love your boyfriend!!!
whobutme23 0
Sounds perfectly fine to me... what's the problem? how is this even an FML?
T_X_P 2
Lighten up. There isn't even anything negative about this FML. Guys have eyes and use them to look at things, including women. Who cares?
Dancer505 0
Insecure much? there is nothing wrong with it as long as he's not messing around with them after he checks out their ass.You need to drop it. I'm sure you do the same damn thing. also this shouldn't be an fml your dumb.
Thabb 0
That is lousy defense, but he did just say YOU have a nice face and boobs just need a better ass. So just take that as a compliment.
Dancer505 0
Insecure much? there is nothing wrong with it as long as he's not messing around with them after he checks out their ass.You need to drop it. I'm sure you do the same damn thing.
originaljosh 11
got it the first time thanks
jillz 0
tip of the iceberg - get out now
rasta_pasta 4
and go where? all guys do it, we're all programmed to be constantly looking.
rockindyl22 0
That's right rasta pasta! Dude, I gotta say, your name totally rules!
astrogirl_fml 7
Girls to it too, its one thing to check out someone but another to cheat. As long as its only looking its all good
perdix 31
Tell him that's OK, when you check out other guys, you're not looking at their cocks, just the balls. Fair's fair.
TPxSTIFFY925 0
LOL
peete182 0
haha genius
jif_fml 0
are you kidding me? dump the loser. anyone who says otherwise is clearly trying to justify their own shitty relationship. if he is dating you, he shouldn't have eyes for other girls.
THE_SHIT__ 0
SHUT THE THE **** UP YOU IGNORANT GARBAGE. EVERY GUY LOOKS AT OTHER GIRLS IF THEY SAY NO THEY ARE LYING OR THEY ARE A HOMOSEXUAL.
xxDefiantxx 0
I bet youve looked at oyher guys while you had a boyfriend 9
SwangDoodled 3
Guys can't help it, it's in ingrained in their brain to automatically look
astrogirl_fml 7
Girls check out other guys too, its one thing to look another to act on it
Dancer505 0
#9 seriously? Is looking cheating? your just as insecure and should not ever give advise.
Njtorres 0
aleast you know you can be replace so take care of him kid....