Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML
Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
Today, while at the airport with a cast on my leg, I fell backwards onto my suitcase. My family was too busy to notice my squirming as I tried to get up, so a kind woman awkwardly helped me off the ground. Later on, I found out my dad saw me but thought someone would help me "soon enough." FML
Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML
Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
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Top comments
callmeb 0
FYL? Try this on... "Today, I was at the airport trying to get my very heavy luggage off the luggage belt, when some idiot came by and yanked the handle off of it. FML." YDI for trying to turn his major FML into your own minor FML.
romaz 0
wonder woman! too strong to do anything! haha, sucks for him.
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Comments (123)
BelleElle_fml 5
Hahahha! Aww, that sucks.
OMGJASMiNE 0
ha poor guyy!(x
adamhino 0
nigga just got aids in his mouth
SokDek 14
hahaha sucks for him...
romaz 0
wonder woman! too strong to do anything! haha, sucks for him.
semodrunk 0
good job dumb ass
Blakeup 20
Well I guess trying to be a nice person isn't the best thing to do anymore. Lol.
iyahkinz 0
you should have told him that yout grabbing it for him
The_Disturbed 5
YDI for trying to "yank" a heavy bag. Yes, the handles are made for a fair amount of weight, but they still break if you're too forceful. And #5, I see you watch RWJ on YouTube.
MadeOfAwesome 1
what did #5 say? the comment disappeared.
littlemissdqgirl 8
Sad:/ sometimes even good deeds don't go unpunished
sourgirl101 29
I don't think that's how the saying goes, but I understand what you're trying to write. Poor old man. Probably carrying his cremated dead wife's body in that suitcase.-
green_shade 0
Good thing she wasn't cremated alive.
sourgirl101 29
You never know. Maybe the old man's a fugitive and that's why he was leaving the country.);