Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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omgitslian 6
Did he?
beneathitallxx 15
Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!
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omgitslian 6
Did he?
Wizardo 34
This is just a guess but for some odd and frankly, decrepit and abnormal reason, I don't think he did.
ilianaaa 8
That's just wrong and awkward
kristabelli 19
31 I don't think you phrased that correctly... if the reason OP's mind wasn't changed is abnormal and decrepit, they you're suggesting her mind SHOULD have been changed. Which I think we can all agree it should not have been.
3mILY_maRy629 11
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Sarcasm. Ever heard of it?
IStoleTheCookies 16
#91, I'm pretty sure Wizardo was using sarcasm, as the obvious feeling would be to find it odd and slightly creepy that your fiancé's father is coming on to you.
kristabelli 19
#114 - I'm with ya, I agree that what the father did is odd and decrepit and abnormal! However, #31 said that the REASON her mind wasn't changed is odd, abnormal and decrepit. I think, personally, that the reason her mind wasn't changed is completely normal. :)
kristabelli 19
(I don't think it was sarcasm, I think the wording was just not great. Could be wrong.)
JJ_Rokk 10
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Wow. Can you say pedophile?
Nick_Le_Geek 10
pedophile. Though if she was being proposed to, and her parents were overjoyed, I don't really think this would be filed under pedophilia. Obviously she's at least an adult, orrr her parents are bonkers.
Lizardgirl 7
I know I'll get thumbed down, but I believe the term you're looking for is pervert :P
Jelbeztok 17
I don't think you understand what a pedofile is.
UglyFatGirl 9
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how?
MrBean1561 5
You're an idiot, please don't breed.
Dusty_Busters 15
You don't know what that means do you? See now you just look silly
trumpet27 1
I know, right?
beneathitallxx 15
Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!
Lacist 19
If her fiancée finds out, I'll be expecting an FML from him too damn.
perdix 31
#3, looks like things are well in hand ;)
ottokat 15
Today, the love of my life was proposed to by my son. She accepted, and later rejected me when I told her my true feelings.
ottokat 15
P.S. I may have grabbed her ass.
BigJoeZD 16
Well you know guys, it's times like this when you have to fully grasp the situation at hand.
KatieElizabeth96 9
If my boyfriends dad did that.. I'd be like "WTF!?" And probably run away for a little while..
Imhere4fml 24
You wouldn't tell your boyfriend?
SuperDanielNL 23
No shit, well perhaps you'd enjoy it who knows...
KatieElizabeth96 9
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Really? Did you really just call me a *****? Too bad I've been with the same guy for over a year..
Snowkeys 11
He actually didn't. But I did ;)
KatieElizabeth96 9
You're 22, and you're calling me the *****? Creep. The hell did I do to you anyways.
Iceman225 11
I didn't see anywhere in here where he called you a ho.
IStoleTheCookies 16
What has being 22 got to do with being a *****?
KatieElizabeth96 9
You're confused.
KatieElizabeth96 9
It's not there anymore apparently. It clearly said "he didn't but I am."
AGB10 19
Did you say no and tell him who's the "real" Daddy;)
Blazinthatshit 9
The starting to every badly acted **** video.
sunflowerchild 10
*Insert corny porno music and bad acting*
SwaggCapone 11
I've seen a **** like this before
xcam1995 6
Perhaps the Dad directed the **** in question?
j_cat187 20
I just saw **** like this. Now I'm sad.
shan88 14
There's **** with good acting?
jubskant101 4
Yeah it's when they have really hot and intense sex and no ones faking it...... SOOO maybe ur right #132
The_Khan 12
And he was right... he CAN change your mind, though not in the direction he thought. The only change he can give you is you, running the hell away. Lets hope he dials it down to sane, yesterday.
aceboogieswagg 7
I like ya, and i want ya, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.... the choice is yours
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Dude, that sounds a bit rapey...
tegraturbo2000 15
yea i know who you are chris hanson only i call you chris handsom..... the boondox is an awesome show nice quote even though u got thumbs downed
triplebeerox 27
I love that episode of "The Boondocks"! You can see the actual dude if you search "Booty Warrior" on YouTube.
thatnucca 36
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This doesn't even come close to father and son having the same taste in women... That's all levels of bad... Smdh
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Im sorry this didnt make sense
Wizardo 34
Tell your now fiancée because that's unacceptable, he's trying to 'seduce' you and wedge himself in between you and his son in some gruesome love triangle, sounds like a bad episode of Desperate Housewives.
Blackcatluck 19
A bad episode? Isn't that like every episode?.
Wizardo 34
I wouldn't know entirely, I don't watch Loose Women...
SumBur 11
Exactly. A bad episode.