Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
Return the favor. It's fair game.
BlackHawkSavior 28
Take pics of her taking your pics and tag her in them
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Comments (55)
alainopotato 20
This reminds me of that buzzfeed video about the girl who took snapchat videos of her boyfriend sleep talking
hellnosucka 27
I only hope you don't drool while you sleep.
beeferjay 34
Give her a show next time, wear some of her underwear ...
iseebearbears 27
For some odd reason, I feel like that plan will backfire.
LetsGetFreaky 20
Thats creepy but maybe she thinks its cute
spicyburrito 18
Sleep naked to express your dominance
ham_spam 17
Take a picture of your girl friend on the toilet and post it on Instagram awe she's using the toilet instead of posting pics of me sleeping
wow2mylife 25
actually it so cute sorry
Mathalamus 25
why do people like to violate peoples privacy like that?
MoxleyCrue 17
It's adorable. I have a couple pictures of my brother sleeping because it's such a sweet, peaceful moment.
Mooglefox 24
I don't know who I would worry about more: your girlfriend or your mom