Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Tripartita 45
There needs to be a place where boyfriends and girlfriends of FML can meet each other. "Hey, are you the guy who put a dirty sock on his sleeping girlfriend's face and took pictures?" "No, I took pictures of her after she fell in the shower." "Oh, nice to meet you. I asked for breakup sex after breaking up with mine."
A07 48
This means war OP, you need to get back at him with something better than that
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Comments (54)
APHPrussia 19
That's creepy, next time lock your door or something. Perhaps have a talk with him?
fangirlofthings 21
They could live together, thus making it more childish then anything else.
bigmusclebro 20
Your boyfriend is definitely savage
Daniven36 12
goals
iAmPaul 49
Good thing he didn't post them online.
speakersboom 19
...yet
speakersboom 19
..yet
iAmPaul 49
The fact she saw the pictures implies she'd do something about them. Therefore there is no "yet".
TeacherTeacher 11
Turn about is fair play. I'd recommend some hot pink lipstick and blue eye shadow.
MrPotatoFace 9
and blood-stained panties
SubparAtBest 23
or we could not. and In addition say that we didnt.
Tripartita 45
There needs to be a place where boyfriends and girlfriends of FML can meet each other. "Hey, are you the guy who put a dirty sock on his sleeping girlfriend's face and took pictures?" "No, I took pictures of her after she fell in the shower." "Oh, nice to meet you. I asked for breakup sex after breaking up with mine."
I_Like_Dogs 28
The Douchebar
A07 48
This means war OP, you need to get back at him with something better than that
oiler 21
They must put a used tampon on his face while hes sleeping...
lit_liv 5
That's true love if u ask me
igg125 30
Take pictures of him sleeping with your **** on his face.
SecundusSecunda 27
That doesn't even sound bad at all bro
SubparAtBest 23
11/10 would recommend
olpally 33
Just do the same back to him. It's only fair.