Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
Return the favor. It's fair game.
BlackHawkSavior 28
Take pics of her taking your pics and tag her in them
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Comments (55)
Krycek_fml 19
At least she's not drawing on you with a Sharpie.
frostjack 5
it's typical gf thing. my gf does the. same thing. suck it up.
cosmicdancer84 7
yes, it's creepy but it's really sweet that your mom and gf care about you so much.
lazermaster8 6
Why does your mom follow her on insta
mrsjeepracer 13
I do it to my boyfriend. I just don't post them. That's a little too far.
tbangazak3 7
That's normal stuff