John Doe
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
icyrebel25
Mckinney, United States
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
UHM
United States
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
sunboy52
United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Anonymous
Stretham, United Kingdom
Creepy
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
loganHchrist
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Disturbed son
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
hateparents
Australia
Parents vs. Parents
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Top comments
Inkoseh 33
"I WAS AT THE POOL! I WAS AT THE POOL!!!"
AmbrosiaFan 19
Sounds like a compliment so ... yeah...
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Comments (6)
Aiden89 23
Ouch, that’s a third degree burn OP
RichardPencil 32
That's a downside of shaving your junk.
Inkoseh 33
"I WAS AT THE POOL! I WAS AT THE POOL!!!"
AmbrosiaFan 19
Sounds like a compliment so ... yeah...
zeffra13 31
If your girlfriend doesn't care, why should you?
PenguinPal3017 19
I said the same thing when I saw my girlfriend's naked baby photos