Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Anaconda
Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML
Touch me I'm sick
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
Cringe
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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revan546 24
Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol
JasonUMN 15
Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.
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Comments (75)
revan546 24
Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol
rilatos 17
This FML sucks... Honestly.
jazzy_123 20
my mom tells all my embarrassing stories. Boy I'm glad there's no pics!
barbsillvy 10
I never understood on why baby pictures are so embarrassing(?) babies are always to cute, never embarrassing! And all the girlfriends have baby pics too..
marcranger 29
37, I don't think babies are cute, and I was just as repulsive as all the rest. I also hated being a child, so I have absolutely no regrets about destroying all the pictures from that time period. No FML moments for me!
Teyros 24
FYL for your hated childhood. =
Brian_JWU 5
you must of had a really bad childhood.....
JasonUMN 15
Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.
Cupcake_kid 5
I don't have any photos from my childhood
MorsFalce 12
This is actually very true. When I was younger I hated when my mom showed my friends my childhood photos, now I'm glad that she cared enough to keep them. There are more parents out there that don't give a shit about their kids then you would think. :/
zRatio 6
I dont think I have any embarrassing photos
marcranger 29
I got rid of mine and am glad I did. The only people who might care about them are your parents. No one else is interested in that crap.
pugpuggy 21
Um, that wasn't a childhood photo...
awkwardloveannie 28
how old where you? it was in a photo album right?
thatfrenchguy 8
He was 33. Icyrebel was going through a tough phase. We can't blame him
Welshite 40
#7: It clearly states he was 25.
awkwardloveannie 28
no.it doesn't
Pwn17 25
Woosh. Right over your head.
RJ4712 11
53=35.
Welshite 40
Kid photos are always adorably embarrassing. You're good.
Deezknutz 8
Who said it was a baby pic
daniel_dd31 13
Not a FML if this was many years ago. If this happened recently well then... FYL.
GrinchFu1 27
Yeah... As long as it wasn't a picture taken yesterday I'm pretty sure you're safe. You're gonna get a pass on this shitty baby pic, don't worry too much!
imchacon22 19
I'm glad my mom doesn't have any embarrassing baby pictures of me
jkmartinjk 16
Haha that you know of. Just wait till your wedding.
imchacon22 19
Already married and I've seen my baby albums
breakinlegs 19
I mean it was really just a picture of you crying as a little kid I would imagine. Now if she showed her a picture of you taking a poop in the bath tub then we would have some problems...
paulpring 9
Well as long as its when you are a baby its okay:) she will just think its funny. If its recent, then i think we have more than one problem...
FkTheWorld7 8
Yeah don't worry about it man, everyone has embarrassing baby pictures
daniel_dd31 13
Pictures that are way more embarrassing than this one I may add.