slaya
Visoko, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
No you didn't. Doctors don't think "I fell over, and landed awkwardly on my leg" is an obviously fake excuse when you break your leg. There was no reason for you to tell her you and her son were trying to follow along to the Kama Sutra, when you fell off the bed, and broke your leg.
fjvitt 14
It would be even more awkward if your boyfriend wasn’t there when the sex accident occurred.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
No you didn't. Doctors don't think "I fell over, and landed awkwardly on my leg" is an obviously fake excuse when you break your leg. There was no reason for you to tell her you and her son were trying to follow along to the Kama Sutra, when you fell off the bed, and broke your leg.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Don't lie to doctors. Dignity aside, it's important they get all the information that may be necessary to treat something.
bigdaddyeric 37
Don’t lie to your Dr.!!
RichardPencil 32
Did she say, “Better your leg than his penis, am I right? I wanna be a grandma someday!”
fjvitt 14
It would be even more awkward if your boyfriend wasn’t there when the sex accident occurred.
chosha_fml 27
Make something up, for goodness sakes. She didn’t need to know.
sunnyray812 42
And now you're added to her shit list.
whiskey'swino 15
Man, what kinda Cirque du Soleil sex are you having???!!
acmariner99 25
Go on, what did you do? Inquiring minds want to know
Cz22mv 14
You could just ask for a different Dr.
distortedcognition 17
How the hell...?
Agent JPN 9
Keepin' it in the family I see... Props