Today, four days before Christmas, I discovered a rash on my daughter's shoulder. The doctor took one look and said, "It's chicken pox. Merry Christmas." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, just three days into a much-needed vacation, my 5-year-old daughter has come down with chickenpox. FML
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML
Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML
Scratch that
Today, after 4 days of using anti-itch cream for what pharmacists and nurses have called “an allergic reaction”, I was diagnosed with shingles. FML
Congratulations…?
Today, my 16 year-old daughter thought it would be a great idea to announce at our Christmas dinner that she’s expecting twins, and that she wants to keep them. She doesn’t know who the dad is. Merry Christmas to me, I guess. FML
Better feel like shit than dead
Today, while preparing to celebrate my daughter's second birthday, we all discovered we got a present: COVID. We're all vaccinated, but still feel like shit. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Merry Christmas to your daughter! Once she's healed, she'll have the best gift ever! Immunity from chicken pox!
Adamjohn82 19
Merry Christmas indeed
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Adamjohn82 19
Merry Christmas indeed
GOtllt 17
Happens to everyone, don't worry about it, op. It'll go away eventually. Be happy she got it early. Merry Christmas op!
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Why would you be happy to get chicken pox early I'd prefer not to have them at all
interesting33 37
I think as an adult it is worse to get Chicken Pox so it is better to get it over with if possible
DoomedGemini 38
I've at least heard that chicken pox is more dangerous to an adult than a child.
PinkGlitterBunny 8
For anyone asking, chicken pox turn into shingles if you catch them as an adult.
Xion0014 20
As a kid chicken pox doesn't really do anything.
amzee96 18
except cause horrible pain and sores everywhere, I had scabs for months after having chicken pox. They have a vaccine for it now, you don't need to catch it early.
Xion0014 20
Well not everyone has painful scabs, i had a fever for a day and nothing more lol the scabs were itchy but i felt fine the entire time
jrey6104 4
Why do so many people dislike this? Is someone offended by it? It's a fact that it is better to get chicken pox as a kid than as an adult. He (or she) is just consoling OP.
kendalbear 16
Wrong. Chicken pox turns to shingles as an adult no matter what age you get them.
UhHuhHoney 20
Lately the doctors mentioned on these FML posts have been d-bags lol
Patriots21 14
How is that being a d-bag? Do you want your doctor to sugarcoat everything they say? And it's chicken pox, not leukemia.
MonstreBelle 29
Personally, I prefer doctors with a sense of humor
nikkipettyfer 24
How sweet
hipposteve 21
Your daughter comes first! Make her feel comfortable :) patience, and good luck!
Publikwerks 14
Actually, a good time to get it. Your daughter can hopefully recover without missing a bunch of school...
extrasnipes 22
Well missing school is typically only bad higher up I'm assuming op's kid is pretty young
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Truth. There was nothing better than missing school when I was little. And now. I love missing school now, too.
militarybrat 21
It's more the parents having to miss work too.
klutz44 28
My brother missed 2 weeks of school when he had the chicken pox. I got them the day after winter break started and missed zero days of school. I also had to stomach flu on Christmas that year and couldn't celebrate with the rest of my family because my 3 month old triplet cousins were there. Worst. Christmas. Ever.
napoleod 8
#70 must be a college student hahaha I'm right there with you tho!
Tarlachia 33
Merry Christmas to your daughter! Once she's healed, she'll have the best gift ever! Immunity from chicken pox!
Liamj774 36
And the possibility of shingles
alex_gen 39
But shingles will come for her now.
rabid_otaku 29
Or she could just get the vaccine.
GhostFox 34
Vaccine is restricted to seniors age 55+. Most doctors won't even consider giving it before then, and even if they did, isurance would fight covering it. Add that shingles can occur far earlier than age 55, and suddenly chicken pox is a much more troublesome illness long term.
militarybrat 21
Not entirely. It is possible to get them over and over and over. Its also possible it can land her in the hospital, or she could have scars like most of us do. You make think scars are no big deal but to someone going through puberty, it is. And i still hate mine.
sturschaedel 27
My son had chicken pox when he was a little over a year old and he didn't have a clue about scratching yet (plus we made sure to keep his fingernails super short during the rash). He doesn't have a single scar. Scars only come when you disturb the rash by scratching.
countryb_cth 38
Sadly you don't have to be that old to get shingles. I have an autoimmune disorder and because of it I ended up getting shingles and I'm only 19. Thankfully for me it was very mild but still very uncomfortable. But I can't get the vaccine till I'm over 50.
Mathalamus 25
minor illness, really. dunno if its severe for adults, but, at least she wont miss school or anything.
WretchedOnyx 29
Chicken pox is very bad for adults. "Adults are more likely than children to die or have serious complications if they get chickenpox. - See more at: http://www.adultvaccination.org/vpd/chickenpox/facts.html#.dpuf" "If a pregnant woman gets chickenpox during the first 20 weeks of pregnancy, her baby has a one in a 100 risk of having serious birth defects such as shortening and scarring of limbs, cataracts, small head size, abnormal development of the brain, and mental retardation. - See more at: http://www.adultvaccination.org/vpd/chickenpox/facts.html#.dpuf" Assuming the parent has already gotten chicken pox as a child, she'll be okay.
Mathalamus 25
Thank you for the explanation :)
militarybrat 21
Minor illness? Tell that to the hundreds of families whose children die each year from chicken pox. Not even including the pain she will be in with the sores. And the extreme possibility of getting shingles, not even when they are older. That can make you go blind. Minor my ass. There is a reason we have a vaccine for it in the states.
ndnpride88 25
Hopefully your daughter will get cleared of it and still enjoy her holidays. Cheer up have a Merry Christmas.
JazNim17 18
When I was little, chicken pox made its rounds through the elementary school I attended. My friend's mom decided to take her daughter and have her vaccinated (the chicken pox vaccine was still pretty new then) but didn't realize that she had already been infected. It made her chicken pox much worse. I'm glad they have a chicken pox vaccine, but there are situations in which it doesn't work perfectly.
interesting33 37
They have a vaccine??? Where was this when I was a child!??
jmagd781 16
it happens when you don't vaccinate your children.
Mathalamus 25
I wasn't aware that there were vaccinations against chicken pox. Or that it needed one.
tonya34gabrielle 7
Very true! Vaccinations are soooo important. Now her child is suffering. Be glad it's only chickenpox.
lynnlady 6
Actually, immunizations aren't 100%. Children vaccinated against chicken pox can still get it, it is usually milder and goes away faster. Maybe you should know what you are talking about before you let your fingers do the talking. The vaccine was introduced in 1995 and the combination vaccine MMRV was introduced in 2005.
kaotic_angel88 24
what happnes if the kid is t young for the vaccination...or what if their still the 15/20% range that got the vaccine but still got it anyway.
lynnlady 6
I personally don't think it is necessary as it is usually a minor illness but it was created because some people have complications that can be serious. About 105 of the 4 million people who get chicken pox die in the US every year from complications.
Omfgitsmia 15
I knew two guys who had been vaccinated as a baby and caught it twice.
missmonkie 16
I had the vaccination when it was available and I was only one in my 3rd grade class to not miss school because the other children were not vaccinated.
GeorgiaBea 28
The chicken pox are a very rarely deadly virus (unless the child is very young, or had a compromised immune system). Getting the vaccine is a matter of choice and convenience. There are several instances where it doesn't actually prevent chicken pox, and you can still get shingles as an adult even if you have gotten the vaccine. There are several diseases which The vaccine should be should be given/ smallpox, rubella, German measles, polio... However chicken pox is not one of them. Perhaps less judgy next time.
zeemonster424 15
Yes there is a vaccine in the shot schedule for kids in the US it's called Varicella. They give the shot around 1 year. My daughter had it at 6 months. It happens.
RoseFox0029 22
I was vaccinated. It doesn't completely wipe out the possibility of getting chicken pox, and I got it anyway. But it was only a small bump under my eye and it cleared up very quickly. So worth it.
askullnamedbilly 33
To all the people boasting about how chicken pox is only a minor illness and it's not necessary to get vaccinated: Maybe to you it is. Other people can straight up die from it or have other serious complications. Some of those same people are unfortunately not able to receive a vaccination because their immune system isn't strong enough to handle it. So honestly, you're not an especially smart cookie for avoiding a needle sting, you're a dick who's totally okay with spreading a virus around that might end somebody else's life.
GeorgiaBea 28
There is a HUGE difference between chicken pox and other diseases we give vaccinations for. I am completely pro vaccination, however, the chicken pox vaccine is not always effective, as other have pointed out, and it doesn't protect you from shingles. Most people born before the 90's didn't even have the option of getting a vaccine because there wasn't one. I got the chicken pox twice. There are complications from most illnesses- and they generally effect a very very small percent of the population. There is a difference between making informed decisions and spreading fear and propaganda...
rabid_otaku 29
Babies get it when they are born. The chicken pox vaccine also protects against rubeola (measles), mumps, and rubella (German measles)
GeorgiaBea 28
That's the MMR vaccine...
Patriots21 14
63 you are completely ******* wrong in everything you said. Varicella is given at one year old because it is a live attenuated vaccine. It does not protect against measles mumps and rubella (German measles), this is a separate vaccine.
militarybrat 21
Look at the country. Chicken pox vaccine isnt common there. It will be now that the government is realizing how much work parents have to miss when their children get it, and heaven forbid they have complications that require hospitalization.
cupcakebruh 21
Firstly, OP is from the UK, and what I've been reading from other people's comments, the UK doesn't offer the chicken pox vaccine. Second, here in the US, while you still technically have the option to vaccinate your children, if you want to send your children to public school, you are required, by law, to make sure your children have all of their vaccinations. That includes the chickenpox vaccine. Lastly, the two main reasons people even get the vaccines is, obviously, to keep people from getting the diseases; but also to wipe out those diseases. Because of the Smallpox vaccine, nobody ever catches Smallpox anymore, and even if you didn't get the vaccine, you still probably wouldn't catch it, cause who are you going to catch it from? Smallpox has been nearly wiped out, and the only places that you can still find the virus is in small underdeveloped countries, and in government research facilities where it is locked up, and nobody can touch it except professionals in hazmat suits.
GeorgiaBea 28
Or ya know, Disneyland... Cause that happened in the USA... This year... There is currently only 1 US state that requires mandatory vaccinations and that is California. All other states have religious and personal objection exemptions for vaccines. Small pox is technically "eradicated" in first world countries. However due to the new wave of anti- vaxxers, there have been several recent outbreaks.