Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
iams
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
nomorecleaning
Augusta, United States
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inappropriate!
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Anonymous
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
I was going to tell you, I swear.
Hoss_fml 0
Your life is f****d. HIS life, however, just got awesome.
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Comments (72)
vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
I was going to tell you, I swear.
yankfan89 27
OP better hope her mom's new boyfriend doesn't compare the two based upon performance.
gizmo92 6
OP's name must be Stacie
bobmarkey 0
time to call loveline
livin_plur 0
hahaha ^^win
WhatThePhuc 0
potential threesome
omg123 0
you need to tell your mom. that is not cool. what if he becomes your stepdad?
Hoss_fml 0
Your life is f****d. HIS life, however, just got awesome.
lil_ham1644 29
So here's to you, mrs. Robinson....
Mbpiratedude 0
This has happnened to a good friend of mine.... Are you my good friend?
necomni 0
Holy shit, awkward.
Sipos 0
Either tell her or black mail him.
KeenanQuinn 0
YES!... see about the blackmailing first tho
promblemchild 0
Was the sex good? or should your mom break up with him now?