Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
Return the favor. It's fair game.
BlackHawkSavior 28
Take pics of her taking your pics and tag her in them
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Comments (55)
KayPlay 19
You mean you didn't realize when she'd post them to Instagram?
Dexter83_fml 17
That's some jerry springer shit right there
moocowmilk0 19
And if you did the same to her, you would be shunned from society
fleaguss 14
A mothers love.
Ihavegas 22
you are loved by two women get over it
ko051598 20
I do that...
militarybrat 21
Ask her to stop if you dont like it. I would love it. And i love watching my husband sleep. I wouldnt post them in public, but again ASK HER TO STOP.
17jemstar 14
Wouldn't you have seen her instagram the first time she did it?
everythingelena 28
I say take a photo of her and post it to your Instagram and see how she feels good luck OP
harpr69 2
a pictures worth a thousand words... but a restraining order limits those words