Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
Return the favor. It's fair game.
BlackHawkSavior 28
Take pics of her taking your pics and tag her in them
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Comments (55)
Aurellius 17
You mean your ex-girlfriend?
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Why does everyone always go to "break up with them" on this site, like this is nothing compared to some of the other stuff on here
ajlopez 18
That's a stupid reason to break up with someone.
Tripartita 45
No, #1, but he did mean ex-mom.
militarybrat 21
Without even letting her know he didnt like it? Seriously?
Tarlachia 33
Return the favor. It's fair game.
hellnosucka 27
All is fair in love and war. and this is obviously war.
alexer257 8
just gonna like your comment cuz that pfp is amazing, #22
399 41
Well said #3 well said :).
xoxoblondee 31
Now you have a real pic for when "bae caught me slippin" instead of an awkward selfie??
invadermaythe1st 35
Clearly they are up to something...
brenton490 19
She like em when they quiet !
J215B 33
She could be posting much worse pics so be grateful they're just of you catching Z's.
BlackHawkSavior 28
Take pics of her taking your pics and tag her in them
itsalie 19
But he would be sleeping ...
a3gab 17
Not a bad idea mr #7
RabbitOfAurora 28
I take shots of my FRIENDS sleeping all the time. It's because they're so peaceful looking and just all around adorable. Same as my cats....
ham_spam 17
Your a girl aren't you
Dick_diamond 22
*You're
Metalslipp 15
#8, I know you're not meaning it to be, but that's slightly creepy.
napoleod 8
Not sure why this got die voted 15 times
teentee401 37
What's her username?
ninjamadi 16
I really don't see anything wrong with this.... unless it's like every night. then that's creepy. but if it's every now and then and it's cause she saw you looking peaceful, that's just sweet
Zebediabolical 45
What I think is wrong with this is she clearly didn't ask OP if it was ok.
teentee401 37
Yeah it's the posting without permission that really makes it over the top
UhHuhHoney 20
Draw their faces while they sleep & do the same!