Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom with a man, and I took pictures. She dismissed them as AI-generated and accused me of trying to break them up. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
i don't think she likes you
perdix 31
Good thing he woke up before she got to swabbing his **** for traces of your vag juice. They do that all the time on "CSI: Maury Povich."
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Comments (62)
ThisGuyHasCrabs 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
someones been cheaten!
Ali_Br_fml 33
or just going to her boyfriend's room without his mom's permission... but yeah. lolz
bluebladez 0
she'll get use to you in time if the mother doesn't like you
Rejectofsociety9 0
No reason to assume that. I think the OP would be a bit more angry if that were the case. But I mean, you DID sneak in, so err... your own fault?
skroal 7
This is not FML worthy. YDI.
Celesta 11
OP's name is "AmNot", maybe it was your BF sneaking out at night?
TheOptimist 0
10 - No, the OP's name is AmNot, one can only assume that someone else is sneaking into the boyfriends room. I would say maybe it's the footprints of the boyfriend sneaking back in, but I am taking a guess that the footprints were small, and the mother noticed this, meaning they couldn't belong to her son, but a girl, and one would only want to assume that their child is a loyal partner and isn't cheating, so it must be his girlfriend. But since the girls name is AmNot, it's clear it hasn't been the girlfriend sneaking in.
pingpongpenguin 3
who did she want to prove it to?
hug_the_wall 0
51 i was thinking the same thing..
gb_chrs 2
46 - op wrote "my shoe print"
Jessi_the_sexii 0
i don't think she likes you
BitterLoser 0
just be straight up to his mom an be like "weird, cause i was at my friends, musta been a robber!"
stevenmx86 8
Well... you WERE weren't u?
hellyeahmirjam 2
wow what's she's gonna do with it. show the police or something :O
GRyphonLJJ 0
#6 ~ How about using it to show OP's parents their daughter is a window crawling bimbo.
Sanura 0
lol.
GreatBlueApe 6
why the he'll were you standing on his nightstand?
BitterLoser 0
cause she's only 2 ft tall and thats the only way they could kiss
hereforthehour01 0
It was her windowsill...I'd imagin she'd have to step on it to climb through a window....:l
inconvienentgurl 0
Wow. So uh...you were there or he told you about it? and how exactly is this an fml for you??
happysmartg 5
yeah I don't really get how it's an fml u her either
FMLFreakShow 18
It's an FML for her because 1. Her boyfriend's mom doesn't like her 2. She got "caught" and 3. She might be in trouble now
perdix 31
Good thing he woke up before she got to swabbing his **** for traces of your vag juice. They do that all the time on "CSI: Maury Povich."
HeyyImPhuong 0
Lmao.
immazombeastxD 0
Comment WIN
abihae 0
wow lol win.
Haha_donkey 0
I need to shit