Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Top comments
NessaMae 19
It seems so hard to find anyone faithful these days. People suck.
etoilenuit 15
Inform her that she is now single.
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Comments (60)
fakan 4
how about surprise her with her best friend in your bedroom and ask her to join ? this can get pretty kinky for you
mxij 13
Sorry OP that's a terrible situation to be in, on the other hand I can't help but admire how you described the situation. Definitely a first
sezzamozzy 9
I would be informing her that it's not an open relationship anymore as there is no longer a relationship for sleeping around! Sorry OP but all I read about is people cheating on each other in this app and it annoys me that people can just be that shit and disrespectful to each other especially when they are the ones who supposedly love you. Sorry this happened to you OP.
myeviltwin 20
Why do none of these type of FML's start today my now EX-?????????? If it were me she would be dumped before she even finished the sentence.
ElricMustang 23
"Baby, I -" "Oh, we're through. Bye." Sounds like a plan, right?
Sports_guy3 28
Definitely.
Juniorhap 9
dude it's cool just go be happy somewhere else fuckem you don't need the drama
worldclassrager 41
Never go through with an open relationship...
JazNim17 18
Why not? Open relationships can work just fine if done right.
Zebediabolical 45
I concur. Open relationships work great so long as the boundaries are discussed and negotiated in the beginning and there is good communication between the primary partners. This also goes for polyamorous relationships. Take away any of those very important pillars and the relationship is very likely doomed from the beginning.
worldclassrager 41
I will admit I have been in one myself...and it went along fine but this is a bit extreme...
bardo264 17
This is not extrem, it's just not how open relationships work. First of all, everybody involved should know it's open, BEFORE this situation happens. And sencond, there is no lying in an open relationship. Otherwise it's NEVER working out. Sorry for my grammar, english is not my first language...
kumarina 35
Time to move on
LoopyLuuLuu 7
If today, she informed you that your relationship is open, then tomorrow, I suggest you inform her that your relationship is nonexistent.
PainOfDemise 11
Sounds to me like it needs to be an ended relationship.
October3461 12
why is it that people cheat? if they aren't happy etc they should have the decency to leave the person before hurting them. I'm sorry op hope all goes well for you, you deserve better