Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Top comments
NessaMae 19
It seems so hard to find anyone faithful these days. People suck.
etoilenuit 15
Inform her that she is now single.
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Comments (60)
cornyrob 33
Don't believe everything you hear, dude.
Anamalak 10
I hope you then played a game of ditch the bi**h......
BadKitty13 28
Open Relationship ??? Open Door. Then Slam door in her face and tell her Door's Closed and you're outta here -- We are Done.
Joedbag 8
This is what happens when you date a French girl...
HateHateHater 1
Whatever happened to bros before hoes?
shaew92 2
Im sure you deserve better
Never2wonderland 5
She likes board games huh? You should tell her to get her "SORRY" ass out of your "LIFE". You don't need the "TROUBLE". End the conversation with: you dirty *****.
hellmate 12
dump dat *****
TBfml15 9
These hoes ain't loyal.
ironsidewolf 5
Triple X Twister..? Sounds like there must have been some pretty intense 'blowing' Sorry dude had to make the joke