Today, I took an extra Xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psychiatrist prescribed Xanax. I thought that was a little extreme and that my anxiety wasn't bad enough for that. Within the next hour, I had 2 panic attacks. I guess I'm worse off than I thought. FML
Today, my anxiety-ridden body decided that a good time to have a random panic attack for no reason at all would be when I was trying to go to sleep. Guess I'll stay awake, then. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
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Top comments
booze_n_bitches 37
Sounds so trippy! I get sleep paralysis, so I know the scary feeling, OP!
glowbaby 15
Don't bee silly!
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Comments (106)
booze_n_bitches 37
Sounds so trippy! I get sleep paralysis, so I know the scary feeling, OP!
mattjamt 16
I'm not quite sure why you're getting down voted...
booze_n_bitches 37
Empathy doesn't count if it doesn't have a "bee" pun in it... The downvotes sting.
41swags 9
I know Sleep Paralysis sucks, but you should learn how to turn it into lucid dreams! Many people in the lucid dreaming community would love your problem!
Brightbulb 40
#27 not necessarily, I'm a lucid dreamer and my sedatives I take at night give me sleep paralysis. It at times works well, but at others can be terrifying and to be honest the bad nights are enough to be willing to change my meds to avoid it.
SpicyDuck 22
I'm surprised no one flew the buzz kill pun at first chance.
jazzy_123 20
37, I believe I went into a lucid dream once. It turned into a nightmare though :/ anytime I stepped in front of a mirror I didn't see my reflection and when I stepped out of the way, I was in the mirror. It was weird, I tried screaming and I couldn't, and it was hard to wake myself up. Scariest thing ever!
granCanyon 12
OP shouldn't take drugs. It's not the best way to face your fears. Drugs like xanax are dangerous.
evilplatypus 39
27 - I'm a lucid dreamer and have never once been able to use that in any kind of conjunction with sleep paralysis (which I get several times a year).
granCanyon 12
I know people won't like my comments because nowadays drugs like xanax are extremely overused. I have a anxiety disorder too but I would never take crap like benzodiazepines. Why take drugs instead of facing your fears? Yes, I have panic attacks but it's still better than being addicted to narcotics(xanax).
ZY1431 24
I get those as well. its scary shit.
allie2590 31
65 - It's not just about facing fears. I have anxiety disorder as well and sometimes I freak out to the point where I can't function. There's not always an obvious reason for the fear. Meds like xanax can be used to stop a panic attack. Don't be so ignorant, especially since you claim to have an anxiety disorder.
glowbaby 15
Don't bee silly!
theonex17 15
What a zinger
sadistmonkey 19
She's probably just buzzed.
zen1979 16
Is it wrong that this FML made me laugh out loud.... A lot?
rosenkrieger223 24
#72, judging by the down votes, I'm going to go out on a limb and say: yes, yes it is...
swaggalikethat 22
I bet that experience felt bad. It probably still stings.
CheddarBug8 20
#2 beet me to the pun
patchesOhoolihan 12
Bee more careful when taking medication next time
speakersboom 19
plot twist: you switched minds with a bee and it's all true.
illusong 16
Whaaatttt? Don't bee trippin
\ 28
#19: No. #4: To be honest, a bee would probably make a good metaphor for OP himself. He works a long, tedious job his whole life, and caters to the whim of a fatass "queen" to produce "honey" that no one appreciates.
evilplatypus 39
34 - OP is a she.
kyim92 2
both op & you are stupid af
anythingmustbe 18
That stings. I can't beegin to imagine how you were feeling.Hopefully you feeler better now. Anyway I am droning on and on so hopefully all is well now.
K_otic187 7
Buzzzz :)
MisterDoge 14
I can't beelieve you had enough composure to type this fml after that happened.
Zimmington 21
Oh Honey, Sometimes dreams can bee so real.
LissaMccracken 23
It's okay, I'm convinced I'm a unicorn trapped in a human body... and that's just how I am normally. D:
domking1315 20
You're awesome
ZY1431 24
now thats some awesome shit right there lol.
SarahFuckingMae 8
wow, so quirky and random. /s
jordynsage 17
Did you go buzz around your room till you realized you were human?
FrankHotpants 31
Or until someone told OP to stop screwing around and beehave.