Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Top comments
NessaMae 19
It seems so hard to find anyone faithful these days. People suck.
etoilenuit 15
Inform her that she is now single.
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Comments (60)
VengeanceChicken 12
Maybe you should work 'overtime' or something... No?
Axipiter 24
No.
LissaMccracken 23
This is the 100th FML (not literally) I've read about someone being cheated on with their best friend... People really suck at picking friends these days :( Or people just suck
olpally 33
Ditch the **** bag. Move on.
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
You're clearly not right for each other so you might as well break up now.
chisty87 16
I seriously hope you mean ex-girlfriend and ex-bestfriend and it just goes to show now a days you have to be even more careful who you call "friends" sorry that happen to you OP...
saocrates 16
I got two buddies where one broke the bro code and now ***** horrible between all of us, sucks OP hope somehow you work through it.
buckdharma 38
She probably sunk his battle ship too.
kaytasha 18
That is a crying shame, i hope she is now an ex girlfriend because you sure deserve better.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
she came clean in her own sick way
Newboy237 4
People tell me that I have a mental condition because I refuse to interact with people or open a facebook, I however believe it should be a mental disease to actually enjoy society.
Aspireworks 12
Nah, pretty sure you've got the problem.
Notthatwoody 6
irrelevant
KaylaJo334 12
So much edge... no real point... pizza cutter