Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
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heartagram_in_ro 0
how did you not know that your " best friend" was dating her before you?
InternetToughguy 0
get her to give you head then before you blow your load pull out and bust your nut in her eye (from what ive been told it hurts like shit) now as for your friend you should introduce his face to your fist :)
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heartagram_in_ro 0
how did you not know that your " best friend" was dating her before you?
Secret_Fire_King 0
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The "****-getz-Revenge" Process --------------------------- 1. Find a used condom (@ the skatepark) 2. ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** 3. You're bitch is knocked up, but that kid ain't yours.. 4. Enjoy you're life with someone else.. XD
picturescrazy 24
Uh no, that's just plain cruel. It sounds like she was a new girlfriend (if all they'd done was kiss). It's still not okay to cheat, but a kid's for LIFE (unless she gets an abortion, but it's still a lot more serious...), and cheating is something most people get over quickly in new, non-serious relationships... Just saying! Still, OP, FYL ): That guy just gave you shitty advice.
spidermantexas 0
#37: Please see a psychiatrist. OP: Why did you read her text message?
Secret_Fire_King 0
hahaha.. That's probably a good idea..
kookat195 0
38 you are beautiful. too bad I might be too young for you... :)
AlphaXero 0
@57 - F your life for trying to find a chick on FML.
DamnDatFML 0
That's a great revenge process but i think a good ol' White Dragon oughtta do the bitch some good. Search it on urban dictionary.com
gooBUZZ 0
^. Yes.
SLiPKNoT57 0
that's a great I-******-dea... I might try this out
ChaCerCam 14
#38 because a zombie make-up is just the sexiest thing out there.
Foxracingluver 0
I agree with number 1 :) end of friendship and relationship I gues haha
kissiy6 15
why end the friendship? technically, HE'S the other guy.
skeleton_skinner 0
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Fourth. Dump her. Duh
InternetToughguy 0
get her to give you head then before you blow your load pull out and bust your nut in her eye (from what ive been told it hurts like shit) now as for your friend you should introduce his face to your fist :)
rivimatt 20
The girl cheated on his friend with him . . .
taycandy96 2
Wash ur mouth with soap and water!!!! Yuck, I would hate be u
mitch707 0
If you're not gunna kiss any girl thats given head then pickings are gunna be pretty slim. Unless he kissed her right after she sucked off his friend then it doesnt matter.
Mimorie17 12
sum bestfriend u have.!
Nic_hole 0
I agree with number 1 lolz, and your best friend knew about you two I'm guessing??what?! that's really retarded, he was not your best friend obviously! and that girls a ****
tudor_fml 0
agree with 5
ashleysmashleyyy 0
you're madd dumb(:
DorkyBlake 0
brush your teeth! pronto!