Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Teenage PDA warning
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Mommy issue
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Mummy's boy
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
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Djoooiz 0
She needs to get a life.. seriously.
catriona_cd 0
next time... repeat after me: **** off, im ******* your daughter.. that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
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Djoooiz 0
She needs to get a life.. seriously.
heavenandhell 0
I agree she needs a life but the op deserves it if they are "We're well beyond teenagers" and still live at home.
mubaki 18
no joke. CUT the umbilical cord already
honeyishrnkdakid 2
Yeah and what the hell is "well beyond teenagers"? Either you're adults or you're not. Adults refer to themselves as "adults" so I'm guessing that by "well beyond teenagers" you mean 20?
christinamarie17 29
It was never stated that OP lives at home with his parents, just that the girlfriend does.
AntiChrist7 0
Phone. The Hook. Off. Now make a sentence with these words.
magicwings 0
Can you even make a sentence with those words?
silentsparrow4 0
Nope, I don't think so.
shamille 5
"Take the phone off the hook" that wasn't hard.
AntiChrist7 0
indeed #23, I never said you only are allowed to use those four words. Magicwings and silentsparrow, you have been beaten by a girl.
perryscherry 0
ur a few words short there buddy....lol
inconvienentgurl 0
wats wrong w/ being beaten by a girl... ur such a shovanistic pig >.> get a life ur gonna get beaten by girls alot!! bet u already were which is y u talk like that y were u going to her place if u could of just been going to urs in the 1st place?!? u shouldnt of dealt w/ the mother thing if u could of done that... n y is she still living at home if she's way beyond a teen? do u live w/ ur parents? wow if u do Move Out!! YDI for still having been going to her house if u had no privacy until then...n just now going to urs. y would u go to hers in the first place if her mom was there o.0 who has sex while their parents r home?!? wtf!! dont do somethin u need privacy 4 if ur parents r there duh!! its called being smart 4 a reason!!
fawfulster 11
It can also work as "Hook the phone off."
dreapster 0
"its called being smart 4 a reason" Hmmm usually orthographical solecism are not considered to be erudite... I've never heard of a "shovantistic" person before, but would I have veracity in assuming the convictions of a "chauvinistic" man would be equally offensive to you?
t0phurius 0
Dissed
lenasaur 0
from the way you type, you still live at home too, so you really cant talk.
dsbs 9
90 stfu
meelayy 0
Learn how to spell you illiterate ****
jeocon10 0
third gL
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...It's the girls in the front row singing It's the boys with the wheels that bring them It's the lighters in the air and you guys up there You're the heart and the soul and the reason we do what we do Here's to you..." thats pre much a congrats. jus cause being third (not even first) is probably going to be your life's greatest accomplishment
v1knownaz_chris 0
glad im not you
_Noon_ 0
Wow, I suggest you take her to a psychiatrist. NOW.
catriona_cd 0
next time... repeat after me: **** off, im ******* your daughter.. that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
aback 5
Exactly. She wants to know what you're doing--TELL her.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Mom: "Hi, I just want to know what you are doing over there?" Boyfriend: "Your daughter. I'm doing your daughter." Mom: "... *hangs up*" Win!
The_Derpinator 0
Better than putting thte phone off the hook XD
Sakke 4
That's called being overprotective. I saw something like this on Dr. Phil not long ago, lol! (Make her see that specific episode, she might realize a thing or two.)
_Noon_ 0
Good point. Which 'well beyond teenager' lives with their mom?! Seriously.
onlysoph 0
People paying for university or saving up for their first home.
terriermon 0
if you didn't read, it says "at their place". if she was living with her mother, i think he would have said "at her place".
someguy945 0
7 and 9 did you even read the FML? He was at his own place and the mother called him there. In fact, that was the entire point of the FML.
The_Cait 0
#16 did YOU even read the FML? It starts off by saying that the mother doesn't give the two of them any privacy when they are at the mother[and daughter]'s place.
the_stereotype 0
YDI for dating someone who still lives with her mother. i doubt college counts as "well beyond teenagers"
sobe23 0
I agree. You two need your own place if you're "well beyond teenage year".
Sygonus 0
It really comes down to what "well beyond" means. If it means like early-20s, the OP isn't necessarily a loser. A lot of people are still in college in their early-20s and many college students live at home (esp if they go to school in their hometown). On the other hand, if "well beyond" means late-20s/early-30s, then yeah, they're losers.
waterynuggets 0
Early 20's obviously isn't "well beyond" teenage years. Late 20s/early 30s is more to that point, and if dude has his own house, common sense should have told them just go there and not pick up the phone while they banged.
TC1_fml 0
YDI, just tell her to **** the hell off...
BeeSkwaird 0
Oh, the irony.
dasauto 0
#36, agreed.
RustyShackelfurt 0
It's funny because he is a dumbass calling other people dumbasses.
unfortunate_13 5
atleast your girlfriend agreed on the privacy thing, she could have taken the side of her mother...
hibrnatingcookie 0
wtf man
AalphaA 0
Take the hook out of the phone next time.
wobble 0
Fail :).