Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I had the most amazing lesbian sex of my life with this girl I had been crushing on for so long. Today is also the day I became practically homeless, courtesy of my parents, who apparently never heard of knocking before entering. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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Vexillum 5
I invite you to consider forgoing the gold star lesbian schtick. You people deal with enough already that you don't need to add onto it amongst yourselves by devaluing bi girls/girls who experiment, a demographic of which you are apparently now included in. I'm a gay man who has only ever been with other gay men, none of us have ever felt the need to praise each other by way of leaving bi/experimental men out of the picture. Our struggles are not the same, but I guarantee you that if we started using "Gold Star Gay Man" in our community, it would only serve to make things more cliquey and self-hating than it already is.
tiptoppc 21
Agreed. I’ve heard that sexuality is a scale and no one is a scale of -10 or +10 perfectly. Somewhere in the world, there is a same sex (or opposite) no matter how much you consider yourself, that will make that you reconsider yourself in a glance. Then there’s asexuality. As much as I require emotional attraction to have physical attraction, 2 or 3 people in my life have proven that idea incorrect , and I can’t explain why. My wife being one of them.
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Vexillum 5
I invite you to consider forgoing the gold star lesbian schtick. You people deal with enough already that you don't need to add onto it amongst yourselves by devaluing bi girls/girls who experiment, a demographic of which you are apparently now included in. I'm a gay man who has only ever been with other gay men, none of us have ever felt the need to praise each other by way of leaving bi/experimental men out of the picture. Our struggles are not the same, but I guarantee you that if we started using "Gold Star Gay Man" in our community, it would only serve to make things more cliquey and self-hating than it already is.
tiptoppc 21
Agreed. I’ve heard that sexuality is a scale and no one is a scale of -10 or +10 perfectly. Somewhere in the world, there is a same sex (or opposite) no matter how much you consider yourself, that will make that you reconsider yourself in a glance. Then there’s asexuality. As much as I require emotional attraction to have physical attraction, 2 or 3 people in my life have proven that idea incorrect , and I can’t explain why. My wife being one of them.