Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Top comments
NessaMae 19
It seems so hard to find anyone faithful these days. People suck.
etoilenuit 15
Inform her that she is now single.
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Comments (60)
Axel5238 29
It's become much more common to have a friends with benefits particularly in the 25 and under age range. I'm wondering is the OP's gf just justifying the cheating/was she really unclear or did it start sort of casual and the OP naturally assumed by a certain point things were mutually exclusive. I've seen it happen when 1 isn't particularly clear and just kinda assumes that well they'd been fooling around and at some point they figure they are bf and gf. Whatever the case OP I feel bad. There are many people as of recently finding out their friends were seeing the best friend on the side. Hope you can find what you were looking for.
LissaBeth54 5
That's just wrong on so many levels
gunnerblaster 21
If that's the way she feels, use her for the same reasons she uses you. **** her, when she's around, and focus on your own life without her, when she's not.
aktail01 10
Your friend sucks and so does your girl
bronx2713 10
Kudos for one of the best written FML's to date.
liaRawr 9
She's gone and you 'best friend' is a dick
ThomasBombadil 31
The good part is she told you about it somewhat early. Her guilty conscious was probably eating away at her. What you do next is up to you but your best friend isn't anymore. If he has a significant other then they should be informed of what happened, in front of him if possible so they(and you) can watch him squirm. Paybacks a bitch.
dreadbeat69 12
Let her know your relationship is now even more open than she thought because you are dumping that bitch.
Elharrouchi 6
Still a girl friend ???
chrisstachon 30
weather or not she's your girlfriend is irrelevant you need to talk to your bf he went completely against guy code