Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Today, after coming home, my apartment reeked of something fierce. Small animals frequently like to crawl under my apartment since I live next to a wooded area. Apparently, skunks are among those who like to visit, and Febreze isn't helping. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
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Top comments
jkmartinjk 16
It's better than finding an orgy of homeless guys. Just saying ;)
Since1998 20
why thumb this down? this guy was trying to give legitimate information. Not every fml comment has to be funny/punny
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Comments (74)
meaganxo 14
What a stinky situation.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
The sheer stupidity of that comment is black and white.
meaganxo 14
Yet it gives you a right to be rude? Disrespectful people, I swear.
MrConcise 35
@30 - Backdraft.
XxDevilxXGt 26
You could call it a terrible pun, but calling it sheer stupidity is totally unnecessary and you people should be ashamed for thumbing his reply up.
rich443 22
come on he doesn't deserve all this stupid puns suck five people saying a pun suck is stupid
lexi365 20
You disappoint as the first comment....
BntyHntrSeattle 30
45- The pun was in "black and white", not "sheer". I would have written "shear," instead. Also, as many people have said to me, lighten up; this website is not meant to hurt people, but instead poke fun at dumb things said and done. ~BntyHntr
HKCgrimmjow 15
You gotta love when you read the first comment and already know how it ends
Gvfell 9
Yeah it really stinks.
k_lylepad 19
Sometimes revisiting childhood memories stink??
Allennis44 16
Please...no more bad puns...
MissMollie_85 12
the puns are getting.... pungent...
ColdplaySucks 18
Well be glad that the house is still in good use.
kaymi 17
Skunked in a trunk. :(
Pwn17 25
Life's a bitch, isn't it?
BellzViola 9
Wow, that stinks!
golden_warrior 23
Nothing gets passed you... Eye of the tiger
jkmartinjk 16
It's better than finding an orgy of homeless guys. Just saying ;)
JACKxRAWR 22
At least Dirty Mike and the boys didn't turn his treehouse into an f-shack.
Freethaawave 19
"It looks like Scarface sneezed on your car!" .. "At the crime scene, lol." "Good tweet, good tweet"
jkmartinjk 16
@12 I think Dirty Mike is more into the high class sex, for example in a prius.
CrissyyyS2 22
Home sweet home. I'm guessing that's the scent you weren't expecting to smell :P
jkmartinjk 16
Who's the turtle man, and why would OP call him?
RVAriverRAT88 9
All your base are belong to us.