Today, I got written up at work for not cleaning up the breakfast area, and because multiple guests complained how sloppy and messy it looked. I'm on lockdown in a completely different country. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML
Today, I got written up at work for clocking back in from lunch early. Yesterday I got a verbal warning for coming back late. I'm scared to go to lunch at all now. FML
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML
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Top comments
Susan Yee 9
I’m guessing someone at work pretended to be you so that he/she didn’t get written up.
RichardPencil 32
Look, we all have challenges like being imprisoned in a foreign country, but the breakfast area must be neat and tidy. It's not going to clean itself. Chop, chop!
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Comments (7)
Susan Yee 9
I’m guessing someone at work pretended to be you so that he/she didn’t get written up.
RichardPencil 32
Look, we all have challenges like being imprisoned in a foreign country, but the breakfast area must be neat and tidy. It's not going to clean itself. Chop, chop!
wyntonmon2012 2
You’re a ********
spinspinsugar 12
I usually hate your comments, but this one is actually funny lol
Lord of the rings 💍💍💍 2
You'll be fine
EmDizzle2007 28
you must be new here.
carrs2154 9
I'm pretty sure you'll be able to prove that and get it taken care of.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
easily fixed.
WistayShlaio82 13
File a grievance, who ever made the mess used your name and forgot you we not there.