kait
United States
Sniper
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notpayedenoughforthisshit
Boone, United States
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
mallcop
United States
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
TzarErik
Fort Collins, United States
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
cj1012
United States
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
I'm so wet, baby
United Kingdom
Slippery
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Anonymous
Kellyville, Australia
Long drive home
Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML
ihatewalmart
United States
Live Laugh Love
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
StickyWicket
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
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elat4lolz 0
bet op was...pissed.
Wheredidgrungego 12
That's literally the funniest mental image ever! Cleanup in aisle 6! ...and 7....and 8....and 9....
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AJRENO 0
**** those fatties.
babalooisbabaloo 5
Walmart?
ItsJustMe1616 26
I think a follow up from OP is pretty necessary for this FML lol and can anyone who voted YDI to this post please explain to me why?? Like it really baffles me the number of people who say YDI (1850 as of now) on FMLs such as this. What did OP do to deserve it? Lol
theFickleFinger 24
It seems like every FML has about 2000 people click YDI. I think the vast majority are people just trying to get a badge. I think a small minority clicked YDI on this one because they feel like OP should get a different job if s/he doesn't like swabbing up piss.
Paws_Cat 29
Ah, Walmart.