Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant for a quite important business lunch. I really had to go to the bathroom, but there was a queue to the only stall in the whole place, so I decided to just "hold it" and power through. Half an hour later, I sneezed and… didn’t exactly hold it in anymore. I had to excuse myself and leave the restaurant early. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
hohman102 8
Well urine a sticky situation
devildog562 33
I would have excuses myself personally. Taking customer service to the next level!
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Comments (63)
matdun101 19
That really unlucky, I understand your pain!
hohman102 8
Well urine a sticky situation
cmchappy 25
Clean up isle 3
Ihavegas 22
clean up at checkout
DogeMan 14
I see what u did there
haddiej 21
So did the rest of us. We just didn't need to state the obvious.
mohamed_H 21
I bet OP was pissed when this happened
Guatican 6
You clever bastard...
nick3600 22
Ur puns are pissing me off
supertacowaffle 41
I hope you were allowed to go home or something OP, im so sorry this happened to you :(
devildog562 33
I would have excuses myself personally. Taking customer service to the next level!
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree, this almost seems like a YDI because you know where your limit is and should be able to leave yourself enough time to get to a bathroom. I would've asked someone to come take over when I realized she had so many things or I would've just excused myself anyways with a lot of apologies and telling the cashier beside me what was up and to watch the customer and help as soon as they could. On the other hand as much as it seems like a ydi nobody deserves to pee their pants at work, that's just awful. :(
AlwaysWatching 27
Hope no one saw it .-.
Jewey_McJewerson 8
At least the costumer wasn't... Pissy... :D
TheMalygos 21
*inseet overused yell afterwards*
sweetbliss3 37
hopefully they let you go home to change. should have gone when you had the chance.
onlychildFTW 34
She did go when she had the chance. Just not in the place where she wanted it to go. Haha.
krazayman 18
you the mvp for going putting your customers first! But i would still have recommended leaving cuz that could've been bad.
giantsfan2010 23
That's when you gotta call for backup. Sorry that happened to you OP.
cmchappy 25
Sorry that happened op hope you were allowed to go home and change