kait
United States
Sniper
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notpayedenoughforthisshit
Boone, United States
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
mallcop
United States
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
TzarErik
Fort Collins, United States
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
cj1012
United States
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
I'm so wet, baby
United Kingdom
Slippery
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Anonymous
Kellyville, Australia
Long drive home
Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML
ihatewalmart
United States
Live Laugh Love
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
StickyWicket
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
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elat4lolz 0
bet op was...pissed.
Wheredidgrungego 12
That's literally the funniest mental image ever! Cleanup in aisle 6! ...and 7....and 8....and 9....
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VaanBasch 1
An* overweight man.
erockinthesuburb 17
You can 'go anywhere' in your Hover Round! Even the Grand Canyon!
sbd122 5
And through a puddle of piss!
tj4234 36
at least it was only urine. Where I work a mentally disabled guy went to the toilet unattended by his carers whilst our on duty staff member was on break, the guy took a dump and urinated all over the disabled toilet (sink, bowl, mirrors), he then walked from the disabled toilet to the male toilet (still defecating) and did the same in the male toilet. The guy who was on break then came back, unwittingly walking through the area in the process, and threw up at the sight (all over the floor, doors, etc).
ellakacyme22 6
TOP THAT!
marinus_fml 20
32, I think I read that FML.
tj4234 36
probably. I have another friend who works in an old person's home and she says this happens quite regularly for them. But I work in the busiest McDonalds in the UK :L.
Steve95401 49
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! Clean up needed on Aisle 3, 4, 5. 6, 7, 8...
leadman1989 16
Clever when 25 wrote it. Sorry.
jellyD 1
This makes me embarrassed to be an American. Our fat stupid ignorant asshole citizens who don't have the better sense to kill themselves, make my soul hurt. If these ***** can't off themselves, it's our responsibility to clean up the gene pool!
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm an american, and i'm embarrassed to live in the same country with you, who is ENFORCING the jackass american stereotype. BTW, you suggested genocide.
jessrenee1394 3
You are the idiot! How do you know this man did not have something wrong with him that he could not control urinating on himself? I think ignorant people should kill themselves! Maybe America would be a lot better off!
clcbjj31 0
42- Should we get rid of any undesirable races while we are at it? You're an ignorant fool.
michelelewis 3
42, if you don't like it here, leave. we don't need your crappy attitude. (:
Mons_fml 27
The a teen! You have a ******* pokemon as your profile pic and what you have written in your profile makes you sound like an idiot. Come on! Tare me a new asshole like you said you would do to anyone who talks shit to you.
ms_YoungMula 8
Clean up on aisle 1!
StarGurl86 0
Ewwww put his fat azz out, hope they gave you a raise for having to clean that up!
Badbrock 6
Love ur profile pic
hateevryone 15
ewwww
amanda_say_whutt 9
I work at a movies and one time this kid tock a massive shit in the hall. Just sitting there taking a shit. And he laughed afterwards. He was like 15. If they would of made me clean it I would of quit. I'm no damn janitor.
GatorPiss 2
It's at a moment like that, where you decide to go to school and use that as a motivation to finish.