Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML
Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
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kLow_fml 0
well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"
WhyMe1_2_3 0
haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting
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WhyMe1_2_3 0
haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting
emskater18 0
dude its ur fault for not proof reading!
jjjjessica 0
just send another email correcting your typo...
NDnation44 0
ydi for ever sayin math is power and ydi for being a douche
eggnogg 0
no, its his fault for living in georgia, where most of those parents will now thinks he deals meth
princesssparkle_fml 0
LMFAO you just made my ******* day!!!
RunZoneFive 0
Hahah! This is awesome
SkeetingSergio 0
Hahahah, I did something similar to my math teacher, he had a name tag that said his name, and underneath it, it said "Math Expert" I changed the "Math" to "Meth" hahah.
Metzler31 17
haha it would have been funny if it said meth is powder.... wait, is meth powder? I really don't know...
dantheman97 9
Bro do you even watch breaking bad?
angorashi 0
Lmfao, you just made my day!!
googlefrewdnoob 0
It made my day more knowing that e and I are at opposite ends of the keyboard
Liamj774 36
175- Dafuq?
greeneyebeauty9 28
Breaking Bad.. all bad..
SoraHikari 0
I ******* love you.
iKaite 0
She is the most awesome math teacher evar. I agree with you dude.
TysonFawlay 0
He.
hi5534 3
lol, fail, but win at teh same time, :3
Uber_G33k 0
You mean 'Meth Teacher'?
talkomatic713 13
You mean "he"?
kLow_fml 0
well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"
xiloveyoux3 0
Agreed!
tronner 0
yup!
MR_OHCRAP 0
Yeah, it sounds a bit gay. And also, how can you mix the A and the E? The S and W is in between them, unless you using a Dvorak keyboard, then I don't know.
chinchilla_fml 0
I was just about to say the same thing. How can you mistype an 'a' with an 'e' they are pretty far apart.
iFlipYouOff 2
What does meth mean?
ryanebk 7
Really?!
Link5794 18
If you can ask that on the Internet, you can Google it and avoid looking stupid.
NoSoupForYou 0
Hahaha that sounds like something a teacher would do at my school!
no1askdu 5
maybe you should switch to english...
you_know_who10 0
haha i'm not sure english would be the best option either...
seb12992 0
Hey, it's true.
LauraTheKiwi 0
yeah. meth is power. :D
littlemisslee 0
like they don't know what you meant?! I'm sure most are laughing at your mistake.
Compwiz1993 0
Um... The a key isn't near the e key, do I wonder what you were thinking when you typed that? Well technically, you aren't lying.
EJade 0
I don't know what kind of keyboard you're using but the A key is definitely near the E key. W and S are the only keys in between them.
Meeeheeh 0
That is not close to nearby =p.
rawr37 0
a and e is close enough to make a mistake when your typing really fast. Sometimes I make mistakes with the w and t keys.
Sawadee 0
you are a fxxking reward
Nick402 0
YDI for having such a dumb phrase to begin with, but FYL for making a typo that bad.
kb26hockey 0
my thoughts exactly.