Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
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hunterfisher98 8
Let the smells begin..
saIty 17
Make sure you don't light a lighter.
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Comments (185)
skyeyez9 25
Males must not have a very acute sense of smell. It seems the worst offenders of overusing scented products are guys.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
The only thing that axe smells better than is b.o. and not by much.
Sir_Swaggington 6
So not true. I know girls who use scented body wash, shampoo, body spray, lotion, AND perfume. It's terrible. Some people should never be taken to Bath and Body Works lol
kreekkrew 6
Axe isn't that bad if you don't go swimming in it, like most kids do. I've been using it since middle school (I'm 20), and I've never heard any complaints. I've even had a couple compliments on it.
EsOSiQueEs 14
I hate Axe. Ever since 8th grade, on a 4 hour bus trip with our school's marching band to St. Louis. The kid I was sitting next to gets on and puts his backpack under his seat, and not 5 minutes into the ride put his feet on it, and accidentally sprayed his ENTIRE 16 oz can of Axe. It made me sick. >:P Anyway, just try some Febreze or open windows OP.
Primmly 11
Axe is absolutely disgusting. My brother uses that crap like Febreeze all over the house. The house always smells like desperate teenage guy now.
PunkCupcake 12
I remember back in 7th grade almost every guy in my class wore that, god after awhile it feels like your eyes are gonna burn out. FYL OP
KiddNYC1O 22
Cheap ****.
Twisted_Angel 17
And now you must discover the sneezing and gasping fit you'll have every time he walks by. I'd hide that stuff from him. Only give him one at a time.
Barhinder 9
To be young...
Meme1988 18
Cute! Smelly,but sweet,this way he is planing to attract girls.
mosquito19 14
wow, Jersey shores teen edition